Author Topic: Tastes like Chicken  (Read 438 times)

Offline Wanker

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4030
Tastes like Chicken
« on: May 30, 2000, 03:02:00 PM »
Say yer prayers, Zeke drivers. Even a banana like myself will be dining on Zeke burgers come next version.

Tell me, how ya'll plan to fight & survive in this late-war environment, hmmm???

------------------
 

"Turning Knight & Bishop sheep into lamb chops since 1999"

[This message has been edited by banana (edited 05-30-2000).]

Offline Citabria

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5149
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2000, 03:23:00 PM »
I guess I will be the only one besides ghosth flying the a6m5.  

and yer still gonna die a fiery death in yer late war monsters when ya get that attitude every time  
Fester was my in game name until September 2013

Offline Ripsnort

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 27251
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2000, 03:24:00 PM »
I have a theory, have  someone with a FW wait just outside icon  range, when you drop your alt to kill the Zero, the FW eats you alive!, or the Zeke gets ya when your slow...Buahahahahahahahaha!  (Sorry, just rambling)

funked

  • Guest
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2000, 03:32:00 PM »
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Zekewich, breakfast of champions!!!

 

Offline Citabria

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5149
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2000, 03:35:00 PM »
you better run away when you see a bishop zeke funked  
Fester was my in game name until September 2013

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2000, 03:57:00 PM »
Hmm... What kinda guns do those Zekes have? Any good?

Offline Citabria

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5149
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2000, 04:00:00 PM »
the a6m5b has 2 20mm 1 12.7 and 1 7.9mm
Fester was my in game name until September 2013

funked

  • Guest
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2000, 04:24:00 PM »
Citabria, Zekes are my specialty.

Other than BozolaFT, my kill ratio against Zekes in WB must have been 50:1.

Salivating already.  

Don't forget that the Zeke cannons have lousy ballistics and a low rate of fire.  Sakai said that almost all kills during the first year of the war were obtained with the MG's.  

Offline Lephturn

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1200
      • http://lephturn.webhop.net
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2000, 04:28:00 PM »

Ripsnort, what you mention works really well actually.  In the Pigs many moons ago, sometimes we would wing up in dissimilar planes just like that.  LawnDart in his Oscar and me in a Hog or a Jug can be a killer combination.  They can't resist trying for the lower, slower Oscar, and when they do... 8x.50 Cal death comes their way.  Or, LD pulls a lead turn like you wouldn't believe and wastes the guys on the first pass.    The really beautiful part is that Zeke's are THE most irrisistible bait.  Works nearly every time. <G>

A Zeke/Pony combination or Zeke, G10 will be very deadly if they fly a good loose duece.

------------------
Lephturn - Chief Trainer
A member of The Flying Pigs
Visit Lephturn's Aerodrome for AH news, resources, and training data.
 http://users.andara.com/~sconrad/


"MY P-47 is a pretty good ship
And she took a round coming 'cross the Channel last trip
I was thinking 'bout my baby and lettin' her rip
Always got me through so far
Well they can ship me all over this great big world
But I'll never find nothing like my North End girl
I'm taking her home with me one day, sir
Soon as we win this war"
 - Steve Earl

funked

  • Guest
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2000, 04:33:00 PM »
Lep, it's great until you get outnumbered, then the biggun has to run and the Zeke becomes a stain on the windshield.  

Offline Citabria

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5149
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2000, 04:40:00 PM »
lol funked...

it's true but i got a good chukle from that  
Fester was my in game name until September 2013

Offline Wanker

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4030
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2000, 08:58:00 PM »
<banana pulls in his haul, disdappointed that no really big fish(i.e. Zeke drivers like Ghosth) have taken the bait>

Sorry everyone, this was my first ever attempt at a troll.  

I know that guys like Ghosth and similar Zeke-heads will do just fine....

Muhaha...Muhahaha...MUHAHAHAH AHAHA!

Offline Kieren

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2000, 09:11:00 PM »
Yup! I remember wading into quite a few furballs with a Zeke, and wound up quite glad I was in one!

Offline Vermillion

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4012
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2000, 06:50:00 AM »
Chicken? Hmmmm......

*munch* *munch*

More like Sushi to me  

You can eat em all night and they never quite fill you up!

------------------
Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"

Offline pzvg

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 11
Tastes like Chicken
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2000, 07:24:00 AM »
Given the general tone of uberarrogance shown above, might I suggest that you try some crow, so you'll be used to the taste when one of us zeke freaks gets lucky  

------------------
pzvg- "5 years and I still can't shoot"