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Offline Udie

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« on: June 27, 2002, 10:17:14 AM »
Got the test results in last night from the shoulder biopsy.  No cancer there :D :D :D :D  So it was just a big nasty hairy purple/black mole after all :D  Got stitches for nuthin!

 One more "procedure" to go through :(  19th of July I go under the knife again and hopefuly I'll still have a deep voice afterwards! ;)


 Thanks for all the well wishes dudes!

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2002, 10:22:19 AM »
Whew! Very glad to hear that, Udie. I had a scare with my heart earlier in this year, and was eventually diagnosed with a chronic, treatable, non-fatal condition that I take daily medication for.

Funny how precious life becomes when you may be facing something that could shorten it, isn't it? :)

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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2002, 10:22:42 AM »
Good news Udie. Porn will be delivered on the 20th. :D

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2002, 10:28:48 AM »
Hold off on the porn MT.. I sent Udie's doctor a 100$ bribe to make his voice a couple octaves higher....


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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2002, 11:51:32 AM »
Dam! His voice gets much higher he'll be in Minnie Riperton's range!!!

Offline Mr Hanky

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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2002, 11:53:32 AM »
The big V udie?  I thought that court order was repealed when you left the FDBs.

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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2002, 11:55:25 AM »
WTG! Udie.

Maybe I should go out now and get a few of these moles and bumps looked at like everyone keeps telling me.

Charon

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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2002, 11:56:34 AM »
tell the chicks the stitches are from a bullet hole.  it sounds way cooler than the Dr. cut off a mole.

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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2002, 12:16:26 PM »
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tell the chicks the stitches are from a bullet hole.  it sounds way cooler than the Dr. cut off a mole.



 Yeah plus then I can tell her about the "exit wound" and see if she wants to see it too! :D


 I like it! That surgery I'm having on the 19th is the exit wound yeah that's the ticket!

 Hey baby, you wanna see my gun shot wounds? ;)

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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2002, 01:14:53 PM »
Seriously, a buddy of mine works tidying up a large health clinic and he has access to all those bits and pieces from biopsys and other procedures. He gives this recipe:

Into a large pot he adds approximately one pint of the yellow liposuction fat and up to 2 lbs of the larger skin tags, warts, moles, and cysts - more if you are cooking for more than 6 people. Add onion and your favorite veggies, cover with saline solution and let simmer until tender.

Note: My buddy gives this caveat: Don't just throw these meaty pieces into the pot. Carefully wash and pat them dry. Cull out any hemorroids that you may find. They may look deliscious, but they give your stew an off color, muddy taste that won't be appreciated. :p

uh, just kidding :)

Udie, I've had squamas cell carcinoma removed from my face. It was no big deal. A friend has these things removed every year. It is very routine. Hope your other procedure is as easy.
"When I speak I put on a mask. When I act, I am forced to take it off."  - Helvetius 18th Century

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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2002, 02:52:10 PM »
Glad to hear everything went all right, Udie :)

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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2002, 02:55:50 PM »
Good to hear!  Hope the news continues this way.

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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2002, 03:03:20 PM »
Congratulations! That's really good news!

Westy

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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2002, 03:08:38 PM »
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Seriously, a buddy of mine works tidying up a large health clinic and he has access to all those bits and pieces from biopsys and other procedures. He gives this recipe:

Into a large pot he adds approximately one pint of the yellow liposuction fat and up to 2 lbs of the larger skin tags, warts, moles, and cysts - more if you are cooking for more than 6 people. Add onion and your favorite veggies, cover with saline solution and let simmer until tender.

Note: My buddy gives this caveat: Don't just throw these meaty pieces into the pot. Carefully wash and pat them dry. Cull out any hemorroids that you may find. They may look deliscious, but they give your stew an off color, muddy taste that won't be appreciated. :p



You some sort of Warlock? :D

Congrats Udie...I think !?! Does this mean your going to pay for your hotel BEFORE the con??  Just kidding!

Glad to hear everything is alright.

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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2002, 04:00:26 PM »
Guys... you're missing the point.  Udie may not have skin cancer... but he is going to have someone slice his sacks and cut stuff inside.