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Offline Steven

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« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2002, 04:22:19 PM »
I guess obesity is bad for your health.

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« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2002, 05:18:20 PM »
Elf.. get well man.

oh.. and you might want to grow some thick (er) skin...
I think you're going to need it when you get back  :eek:
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« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2002, 06:46:45 PM »
thicker and possibly more rubberlike...



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Elf.. get well man.

oh.. and you might want to grow some thick (er) skin...
I think you're going to need it when you get back  :eek:
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« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2002, 07:26:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Kanth
thicker and possibly more rubberlike...



 



LOL Kanth :D :D

Get well soon Elf.  :eek:
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« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2002, 10:16:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort


...I think the poster meant "Vain"...

Damn that speell checker!

:D
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« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2002, 12:55:31 AM »
So... if this rings out to be true...

Elfenwolf was in a bungie accident that was caused by him overstretching the bungie?

My money says he comes here and tries to convince everyone it was just a troll... and he duped all of us.  Even if he has to type it from his hospital bed.

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« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2002, 06:05:32 PM »
the whole story is total bull.   elf was beaten sensless by Robert Conrad, a former employer.    elf had been stalking Conrad for several months after being fired by conrad for lewd behavior.   elf had been drinking heavily and made a pass at conrad and tried to hug and kiss him.   Conrad, who had fired elf last year for similar behavior, said... "enough is enough" Iv'e had it with this simpering little studmuffin." and punched out the drunken amorous elf.   Elf was in violation of a restraining order at the time.
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« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2002, 06:18:12 PM »
Yep all true.
Lazs gets his info straight from the source.
He is president of the Robert Conrad Fan Club.
He showed me his "Bob Room" once, which is filled with Corsair models and wallpapered with posters of TV's "Pappy Boyington".  There was a full length mirror in the corner but I was afraid to ask what it was for.  Hooligan later explained that each night after taking his medication, Lazs dons a navy blue Speedo and gets a hot oil rubdown from his house-boy, Mango.  Then he poses in front of the mirror for hours, chanting "I dare you to knock it off" while balancing a Duracells on each shoulder.
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« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2002, 09:18:06 AM »
rofl!
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« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2002, 09:55:49 AM »
Elf, get better and how in the hell did this happen?  I mean do you even try to explain it?  Just curious was the troll under the bridge when this happened?  Get better bro! we miss ya

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« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2002, 10:15:52 AM »
Dear Aces High Bulletin Board posters,
                                                                On behalf of my husband and myself I'd like to express our appreciation for your prayers and thoughts wishing a speedy recovery for Mike. As most of you may have heard Mike was injured bungee jumping off the Forest Hill Bridge near Auburn, California on July 4th when the bungees stretched too much, causing him to bounce several times on the boulders in the riverbed under the bridge.
   He suffered multiple skull fractures, a broken jaw, broken ribs, two broken arms and some internal injuries. Even the cartledge in his ears was broken. The doctors say his injuries would have been worse except he was in a relaxed state when he hit due to alcohol consumption.
   Monday he's due to be released from the hospital, but he'll be in a cast from mid-thigh to the top of his head for several months. His daughter and I will work in shifts to care for him 24-7. Every cloud has a silver lining, though, and we're all excited that he'll finally lose that extra weight since he'll be eating through a straw for awhile.

    Thank you all so much,
    Stephanie
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« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2002, 10:41:37 AM »
Lazs,

I heard his injuries were due to bungee jumping off a bridge and hitting the windshield of a passing motorist who panicked and drove home with Elf still in her windshield.  After a few days lodged in her windshield and begging to be set free (where he got the driver back by resetting her radio to foreign language and "pop" stations), the tension from the bungee cord finally loosed Elf free of the windshield and zipped him back to its origin to slam him under the bridge a few times.
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« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2002, 10:50:37 AM »
Yup, Troll.
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« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2002, 10:54:37 AM »
Kind of a freaky troll too. Why would he want to make us all think he's critically injured? Is that supposed to be funny? elf, you can quit peaking from behind the chair. Go ahead and post as yourself.

What a funny kneeslapper you pulled on all of us!

Not.
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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2002, 10:55:45 AM »
We wont believe it until you post film!
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