Author Topic: Elfenwolf In The Hospital (Read 1580 times)

SirLoin · « **Reply #75 on:** July 12, 2002, 11:18:23 AM »

"QUOTE"

"Mike was injured bungee jumping off the Forest Hill Bridge near Auburn, California on July 4th when the bungees stretched too much, causing him to bounce several times on the boulders in the riverbed under the bridge."

If you were bungee jumping off a bridge over a river,would you not hit water?

Doesn't make sense to string up a bungee over boulders now does it?

lazs2 · « **Reply #76 on:** July 12, 2002, 11:48:05 AM »

I think when Robert Conrad called elf "you fat assed little studmuffin" it caused elf to snap and get beaten so badly. Calling elfs "wife" by her old name (Bruce) didn't help.
lazs

Maverick · « **Reply #77 on:** July 12, 2002, 10:04:22 PM »

If elfenwoof actually did get multiple skull fractures, how would we be able to tell any difference from before??????

Now if he broke his arse, that would be obvious and would probably cause skull fractures as well.

Nice troll

NUKE · « **Reply #78 on:** July 12, 2002, 10:39:27 PM »

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The doctors say his injuries would have been worse except he was in a relaxed state when he hit due to alcohol consumption.

lol, I've got this image in my head of this drunken, relaxed fatso bouncing off some boulders as onlookers/ supporters are yelling "rock'n roll dude!" from above.
I wonder if he gave a "thumbs-up" as they carted his fat carcus off to the meatwagon, like all true stuntmen do.

Yeager · « **Reply #79 on:** July 13, 2002, 01:19:07 AM »

Bungee Jumpin! YIKeS!!!

Let he who is without bounce take the first leap!

Seriously, if he survived, he will be back!

To a speedy recovery ~~Elfenwolf~~

moose · « **Reply #80 on:** July 13, 2002, 01:30:03 AM »

well now im a bit more confused then i before reading this thread 2 minutes ago

Pongo · « **Reply #81 on:** July 13, 2002, 12:49:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Steven
Lazs,

I heard his injuries were due to bungee jumping off a bridge and hitting the windshield of a passing motorist who panicked and drove home with Elf still in her windshield. After a few days lodged in her windshield and begging to be set free (where he got the driver back by resetting her radio to foreign language and "pop" stations), the tension from the bungee cord finally loosed Elf free of the windshield and zipped him back to its origin to slam him under the bridge a few times.

lol

NUKE · « **Reply #82 on:** July 13, 2002, 01:07:53 PM »

you know what? If this is true I am truley sorry for the guy and his family.

I was thinking it was a troll, but now seems Im leaning towards it as being true.

Lance · « **Reply #83 on:** July 13, 2002, 01:41:30 PM »

Heh, this thread reads like an Andy Kaufman/Adolf Hitler/Elvis Presley tribute.

Staga · « **Reply #84 on:** July 13, 2002, 03:04:01 PM »

Elvis who ?

funkedup · « **Reply #85 on:** July 13, 2002, 07:49:36 PM »

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The doctors say his injuries would have been worse except he was in a relaxed state when he hit due to alcohol consumption.

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If you can't be a good example then try to be a horrible reminder.

Is it possible to be both?

Animal · « **Reply #86 on:** July 13, 2002, 08:01:25 PM »

A good example of a horrible reminder

Samm · « **Reply #87 on:** July 13, 2002, 09:42:56 PM »

Nice troll Elf, wasn't sure myself untill your latest reply here .

Eagler · « **Reply #88 on:** July 14, 2002, 08:08:36 AM »

"several times"

LOL - he REALLY lied about his weight

I think its a troll, if not maybe it knocked some sense into him

Thrawn · « **Reply #89 on:** July 14, 2002, 08:42:50 AM »

Maybe his wife just has a great sense of humour also.