Author Topic: US needs a little work on Marksmenship  (Read 287 times)

Offline Cherlie

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« on: July 15, 2002, 11:32:55 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/central/07/15/afghan.binladen/index.html

A few more feet to the elft or right and ya'll would have gotten the bugger!!!!!!

As Homer J Simpson would say DOH!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2002, 11:37:12 PM »
The US aims shrapnell with the best of them.

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2002, 12:05:03 AM »
I'll believe he's alive when I see him being interviewed by Krisitiania Amianupoopur.
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2002, 04:28:55 AM »
What are the odds that an infection could have killed Bin Laden?  It doesn't seem likely that he would have had access to modern medical supplies.

Offline Cherlie

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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2002, 05:14:04 PM »
well after humping camels, I would assume Bin Laiden is immune to lots of infections.

People say AIDS came from guys humping Monkeys, anyone looked at the possiblity of AIDS being an Al Qeda attack?  Lots of them around Africa too.:eek:

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2002, 05:22:25 PM »
Quote
according to an Arabic-language magazine editor


'nuff said

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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2002, 11:08:09 PM »
Nah, I just got a report from Elvis.. he saw Osama at the 7-11.
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2002, 11:41:35 PM »
Interesting that he hasn't been seen holding up a recent newspaper.
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2002, 12:57:02 AM »
LMAO Toad, got me giggling like a little girl  :)