Why didnt you add the "Click in the next ten minutes and recieve a free Mug!" It couldn't get any more infomercial-ish than it already is.

Look, if you want some believable advertising on this board, you need to blend in a bit, act like you've been here for a while. Try this:
Be a condecending, pompous ass.
Be a condecending, trolling ass.
Be an ass.
(There arent that many tulips here really.)Include: Chicken pot pie, QUAH!, Toonga!, Sheep, goats, beavers, or other furry creatures.
Insult Lazer and/or his mother in some way, shape or form.
Mention gunman26/42, the goon_MAW incident, or Ripsnort's odor problem, or something relatively AH-exclusive. (Wait, Rip's condition is common knowledge...

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Have a go another time, good try nonetheless.
oct out