Comedian Comments for your amusement (well, maybe).
"If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something!"
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to
be lazy"
"Hard work pays off in the future... laziness pays off now!"
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, Kill them."
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?!"
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"
"For Sale: Parachute. Used only once, never opened, small
stain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
-S.Wright
