Originally posted by wipass
eskimo, it's wipeass, from having 2 young kids and a wife that is (supposedly) hypo allergic to kids poo.
wipass
SWEET!!! That is the funniest excuse I've ever heard to duck poop wiping chores. The totally amazing thing is a woman used it. Seriously, that has "lazy-ass man excuse" written all over it. Does she have access to this board? At least we'd know where she got the inspiration

Here's a two word counter for that: latex gloves. Plus once she puts them on, she's ready to clean the toilets too. Bonus!:D