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Offline aknimitz

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Jokes on You (X2), Drex.
« on: August 05, 2002, 03:37:56 PM »
For those of you that failed to attend this years AH Con, the two greatest moments, at least for me, had Drex at the short end.

First of all, as most of you may know, Drex (and myself of course) is a HUGE University of Oklahom fan, imparticular football. And as most of you may know, the University of Texas is out biggest rival. NATEDOG is needless to say as avid a UT fan as Drex is an OU fan. So ... there we are, drinking and carrying on ... Drex and I BS'ing with Yankee and Nate ... Drex imparticularly commending NATE on what wonderfully attractive nametags they made this year, Drex was really quite impressed. As he was throwing his kind and thoughtful comments to NATE, he continued to peer at his nametag upside down. Then all hell broke loose. That fuggin' NATE had put a "Hooke 'em Horns" (UT Logo) in the upper left hand corner of Drex's name tag. No one else at the entire con had it but Drex - and boy was he pissed :D This is one of those things that you really had to be there to appreciate I suspect, but the AH CON III GREATEST MOMENT does not require your presence to appreciate. So, without FURTHER ADIEU ......

Drex was being a puss and Saturday had to go and rest up for the nights festivities. I was at his box watching a few films while he was sleepin' and good ole FunkedUp commented on how funny it would be to remap some of Drex's buttons. So I took it upon myself to remap Drex's primary fire button/trigger to bail :D

We all go to dinner, Drex is gettin' good and liquored up and HT announces our FRIENDLY AH Con mission. Off we all go - to our sticks and beyond! We all jump and and launch Me163s to wreak havoc on the arena. Drex launches, and off he goes. I thought about sitting behind him and watching, but I just could not bear to watch (nor did I want to be in arms length from him when it happened) - so I returned to my PC to enjoy in the festivities. Curly, however, stayed behind so that the story could live on. Of course I had told about everyone in the damn Con so everyone was expecting it. Curly tells me that Drex executes just this SPLENDID maneuver that only Drex can execute, and saddles up D400 behind an nme going 600mph. Gunsight on plane, ready ... aim ... FIRE! Now, what was Drex was expecting was 3 ugns spitting out 30mm rounds. Instead, he had a single pilot eject from the plane at 600mph, overshooting the nme plane ahead of him :D He threw his arms up, "What the hell happened!!?!?!?" he exlaimed! The immediate laughter and finger pointing to me quickly clued ole Drex in. He immediately visited me and caused me to bail ... but it just wasnt the same :D

hehehehe what a great moment!

Drex, thanks for bein' a good sport and WTG on the 2v2!

S!
Nim

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2002, 04:00:19 PM »
LOL!  Shame this wasn't recorded on the webcam! :)  Very funny!  One day I will make it to the CON!
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2002, 04:05:13 PM »
rofl. That's some good stuff nimmy. :D

I bet Drex wishes you'd have kept your fingers off his box !

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2002, 04:17:20 PM »
Nim has shifty eyes, I kept my eyes on him anytime he approached me...now I understand that my acute paranoia was indeed correct!  You'll make a good lawyer Nim! ;)

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2002, 04:47:46 PM »
Damn.. that was a good one.  Me thinks you may have started a snowball down a steep hill. ;)

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2002, 05:36:41 PM »
Hehe - it gets a *little* bit better. Drex was aching to get back at me - couldnt stop talking about it. He tried to be sneaky and ask what room I was in so he could get his revenge - and well, of course I made one up!

I bet some poor old couple got a drunk attack at 5:00 a.m. in the morning :D

I am almost afraid to go to the next con for fear what he'll do to me hehe

Rip ... I thought about making reference to rubbing your lucky head but I'm sure it would be taken the wrong way :D

Nim

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2002, 11:39:06 PM »
BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER!

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2002, 08:09:56 AM »
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Originally posted by aknimitz
Rip ... I thought about making reference to rubbing your lucky head but I'm sure it would be taken the wrong way :D

Nim


Damn , there goes MY theory!  I thought is was an excuse to see where my squadron missions were going to!  (Funny how everytime you did that, I landed a 4-6 kill sortie with the LA5 ;) )