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Offline SOB

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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2002, 11:25:11 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2002, 11:34:54 AM »
I am not planning on dying.
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Offline Arfann

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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2002, 11:43:14 AM »
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What is done with my rotting heap of flesh after I die is none of my concern.  Out of courtesy tho', I would recommend disposing of it before it starts to stink!


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Hmmm. It may be too late ;)  As for me, I got it all down in my will. There's gonna be a big Irish wake and fiest.  My ashes will be in the pepper shakers.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2002, 11:46:14 AM »
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I am not planning on dying.


How about paying taxes? ;)
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2002, 12:06:54 PM »
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How about paying taxes? ;)



Dying?

Bah, I'll be back in 3 days anyways   :D
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2002, 12:09:38 PM »
This assumes the cops ever find my body.

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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2002, 01:03:37 PM »
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take my ashes and mix me with plastic and turn me into a ...
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LOL!  But, I shudder to think where you might end up, in say 100 years. After-all, being mixed with plastic gives the ashes a half-life of like 5,000 years.  Of course you could get lucky and become the property of a supermodel...but, on the other side of the scale....ewwwww
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2002, 01:07:09 PM »
I'm going to have my ashes frozen in case medical science someday figures out a way to revive me.

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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2002, 01:07:11 PM »
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How about paying taxes? ;)


That's what all those notices were ;)

You realize that if you don't pay taxes people eventually show up at your house carrying guns. That's why I have been studying realultimatepower.net in order to Ninja them when they arrive.
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Offline hawk220

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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2002, 01:19:16 PM »
here in Seattle, a few months back, there was this avid Seattle Mariners fan.. well, he died and his wishes were for his ashes to be sprinkled over the baseball stadium.. so the cessna was flying over the stadium and they dropped the ashes out..people saw it and freaked out..thinking it was some terrorist nerve gas attack or something..
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Offline AKDejaVu

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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2002, 01:31:34 PM »
Hehe... it was even worse than that Hawk.  The pilot lost grip of the container holding the ashes and dropped that onto the field and a bag containing a powdery substance dropped at the field definately raised some eyebrows;)

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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2002, 01:37:00 PM »
you're pretty close there Ripsnort   :D
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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2002, 01:46:43 PM »
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LOL! Didn't see this one.  It made me think of "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" when Woodie Allen is a sperm waiting to deploy and says "what if its a homesexual experience?" then shudders.

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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2002, 01:59:18 PM »
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It made me think of "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" when Woodie Allen is a sperm waiting to deploy and says "what if its a homesexual experience?" then shudders.

AKDejaVu


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2002, 02:35:49 PM »
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I'm going to have my ashes frozen in case medical science someday figures out a way to revive me.

AKDejaVu


LOL!:D

Until we own some property, spread at the cottage were my honeymoon was spent.
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