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Offline Toad

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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2002, 10:59:32 PM »
An animal right's activists?

Easy... he/she never has his/her sh*t together.  ;)
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2002, 11:08:25 PM »
Elfewolf, will you ever forgive me :(

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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2002, 11:12:48 PM »
ROFL x2 Toad!

This reminds me of the activists that equiped deer with blaze orange jackets :D
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2002, 11:26:19 PM »
what's going to be next?  do we issue a permit to bears who want to hunt humans now?  how many tags will they get?  are there only certain times of the year when they can hunt humans?  who's going to enforce these new laws?  will these new laws lead to a newly developed bear society, and with the upstart of bear society, will there be a bear rights activist group?  will they make their own bill of rights, and will the 2nd amendment guarantee the right to arm bears?

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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2002, 01:49:10 PM »
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Originally posted by Fyre
what's going to be next?  do we issue a permit to bears who want to hunt humans now?  how many tags will they get?  are there only certain times of the year when they can hunt humans?  who's going to enforce these new laws?  will these new laws lead to a newly developed bear society, and with the upstart of bear society, will there be a bear rights activist group?  will they make their own bill of rights, and will the 2nd amendment guarantee the right to arm bears?


Bears will have to participate in a lottery to hunt non PETA members. In the case of peta members the bear has no limit and can harvest them whenever he finds them. There is no limit on the hunting of bunney huggers for the bear.

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