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Moloch · « **on:** September 04, 2002, 03:30:58 PM »

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Iraqi whispers, "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Whites and Asians and Jews, but never any Iraqis. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Iraqis in 'Star Trek.'"

President Bush chuckles and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2002, 03:34:47 PM »

So in the future, all Iraquis will be killed?

Sikboy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2002, 04:10:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal
So in the future, all Iraquis will be killed?

How long did it take you to figure that out?

-Sikboy

SirLoin · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2002, 04:18:57 PM »

Lol!!!...

Thrawn · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2002, 04:19:42 PM »

Aren't they slated to fight the Fire Giants during Ragnarok?

midnight Target · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2002, 04:50:18 PM »

I don't think this is true... somebody check Snopes!!

Animal · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2002, 04:58:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Sikboy

How long did it take you to figure that out?

-Sikboy

Figure what out? the dumb joke, or the genocide implications?
Iraquis will be here maybe longer than us. They have been described as roaches.

Kieran · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2002, 05:00:45 PM »

My, my, my... the master psychological manipulator has been manipulated...

Sikboy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2002, 07:39:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal

Figure what out? the dumb joke, or the genocide implications?
Iraquis will be here maybe longer than us. They have been described as roaches.

That long huh?

-Sikboy

Animal · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2002, 08:36:56 PM »

lol, tards.

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2002, 12:26:50 AM »

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Originally posted by Animal
lol, tards.

Hey Animal, don't worry. There may not be any Iraquis in Star Trek episodes, but the only blacks are killed off before the first commercial break- unless they're disabled and somewhat meek (like Gordy) so the white audience can accept them without being intimidated by virile black males.

Moloch · « **Reply #11 on:** September 05, 2002, 12:34:35 AM »

i'm glad i don't wear a red shirt

AKIron · « **Reply #12 on:** September 05, 2002, 12:54:25 AM »

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Originally posted by Elfenwolf

Hey Animal, don't worry. There may not be any Iraquis in Star Trek episodes, but the only blacks are killed off before the first commercial break- unless they're disabled and somewhat meek (like Gordy) so the white audience can accept them without being intimidated by virile black males.

Guess you never watched Deep Space Nine?

Kieran · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2002, 07:12:36 AM »

Good one, Iron. I guess Deep Space Nine was an interstellar "Projects".

midnight Target · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2002, 08:00:25 AM »

I think he was refering to the "original".

Anyone remember the episode where Kirk kisses Uhura? Roddenberry was a staunch lefty lib and tried to stretch the boundaries whenever possible. That was the first interacial kiss in network history.