Originally posted by TPIguy
ya sure, with a forged bottom end and about 20lbs of boost.
Dont forget the K&N airfilter.
other good power increasing mods:
1.) Reroute the factory air induction system from the fender. Get one of those trick aluminum pipes and a K&N airfilter. That way you can route the air induction directly over the exhaust manifold. Any fool knows how much horsepower is gained through routing hot air into the engine.
2.) Go buy the biggest and cheapest "muffler" you can find at your local auto parts store/garden center. An extra hint here is to make sure you pick the muffler with the must unpronouncable company name..and get lots of stickers. (Stickers=fast) Not only will you have lots of cool stickers all over your car, but you will have altered the backpressure of the exhaust system. You can gain (or lose, i forget which one,) up to 10 horses just doing this!
3.) Whenever you gas up, buy premium high octane gas. Also be sure to add at least two bottles of octane boost. Your car will run like crap and actually be noticeably slower, but damn that exhaust gas smell will convince everyone that you have the fastest car in town.
4.) This is a must. Get a new hood. Only dorks drive around town with the stock hood on their car or truck. Make sure you get a false hoodscoop or cowl induction set up. Your non functional cold air induction system will terrify everyone.
5.) Much like stickers, window tint, and clear tailights, a loud stereo makes your car insanely fast. Nevermind that you have weighed your car down by up to a hundred pounds or even more. you "sound" fast pumping that ultra annoying new Eminem song.
6.) After taking your mom's car (that you have modified as above) out to the "any tard can race" night at the local drag strip, leave your dial in time on the back window. It doesnt matter that it says 17.5 @ 70mph, you are a drag racer.
*hint* if your mom wont let you take the car out to the drags, just go buy some white shoe polish and do it yourself. Feel free to make up incredibly ludicrous times like 9.8 @120 MPH. If anyone questions you on the street and wants to race, tell them you cant because your "muffler bearings and carbuerator belts need to be replaced."
