Why Mr. Urchin is so down on us poor Bish?

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Every country sucks donkey nuttz equally!

That's it, bish is a country to and you're picking on the also.

Well jokes on you!  I'm recording this tread and am sending the film to HTC!!



"gee , that almost sounds like some kind of honour, to be singled out and hunted down by a pack of highly trained bish yak drivers."

LMAO!!

[Urchin]

Originally posted by EDO43
boo hoo......Bish have numbers...Boo hoo....Bish fly to many La7's..Boohoo...Bish have no skills......Boohoo....they're the worst country.....Boohoo......et al...........

Blah blah.. no real point here.  Actually, I could give a toejam if the Bish fly La7s, what gets on my nerves is that so many of them use the La-7 to A.  Run down people that are already running from 1,5,19, or however other many Bishops, and B.  Run away from any sort of 1v1.  


I think Urchin picks on us because he wants to be one of us and can't.  He tried but couldn't cut the mustard so he went to another country then proceeded to bash the bish.  Ok, if his jollies are to do that then he can.  He can fly around all day and camp out by airfields and pick off the easy marks.  His ego is his only friend.

Again.. no real point here either.  Couple of 'insults'.. which weren't really all that insulting.  Work harder.

I was online last night when he was whining about how many Bish fly La7's and without the airplane we'd all be targets.  I even heard him taunting a poor Dora for running saying that the person had the wrong airplane and should've taken an La7.  At that point I chimed in and told him to quit whining about spilt milk.  He was mistakenly under the impression that I fly the La7.  I told him to check my stats and that I rarely, if ever fly the stubby little Lagg fighter.  I did not hear one word after that.  In all this whining, I failed to catch the type of aircraft that Mr Urchin was himself flying.  I am inclined to believe he was flying a P51.  Now, Mr Urchin, the P51 is quite a runner in and of itself.  Encountering any P-51, engaging and gaining the advantage over it, the 51 driver usually goes nose down and does what?  that's right........runs.  I'm quite sure that should you encounter any of our little band, under equal circumstances,that we are quite capable of handing you your rear eschelon, settin it afire and kicking you earthward in an uncontrolled fashion.  Sure, my stats are not as good as they could be but that is not an entirely accurate assessment of ability, and if you think it is, you're sadly mistaken.  Yours are not the best either; your hit percentage sucks even though your k/d ratio is over 4:1with only 16 missions landed.  How do you explain that one?  Seems a bit odd to me...Mine is over 12% and I still only have barely over a 1:1 ratio at this time. Seems like you like to fly runstangs alot too. Oh, and you have 3 kills in an La7? You mock them and fly them?  how hipocritical.

Sweet Jesus.. make that paragraph a little smaller.  Tough to go point by point with that novelette in there.  As far as meeting me Co-E and kicking my ass, well, thats yet to be proven I'm afraid.  Oh, and yea, I'm flying the P-51 quite a lot this tour.  It is a nice little plane, good fighter.  Congratulations on your Hit percentage by the way.  As far as comparing dick sizes, lets get the rest of the stats out of the way.  My K/D is just about 4 times higher than yours, my K/S is close to 5 times higher.  I kill, on average (this tour anyway) about 4 times faster than you do.  But yes, you've got me beat in Hit %.  .  Oh, by the way, the La7 sortie was last night.  Had four Bishes gangbang me in something, can't remember what, so I told em I'd be right back in an La-7.  While they were busy talking toejam, two of them ran away and landed, and the other two died.  I killed some random Bish on the way back to base too.

Mr Urchin, I'm also quite sure that when that happens, you'll inevitably have some excuse as to why your aircraft is a burning wreck falling earthward.  You'll be even more vocal on channel 1 with Bish bashing.  You'll even go so far as to insinuate that we all fly La7's and that none of us knows how to do anything but run or vulch.  Just for your information, our little band includes:  Vati66, EDO44, Shamus, Hajo, MrWulf, XBat, Craven, Chaunc, SMJ, Corrs, Mazz, Justamtt, Pipz, and several other highly trained pilots.  While we are not the best AH has to offer, we have one thing we do that will forever put us one up on you my friend...We train, and train hard.  While you're mouthing off on Channel 1 almost any given nite of the week, we're hard at work trying to be the best we can be.  Which, btw, is a damn sight better than you'd ever hope of being.  Oh, and I heard about the encounter you had with Shamus last nite...Don't overrate yourself, you had the initial advantage and the result was what to be expected.  Now don't let that swell yer head too awful much; if positions were reversed or even slightly less in your favor, I know without a doubt that you'd have been Yak meat.  Don't make us put you on the "To be hunted ruthlessly list".  One thing about us Bishs is that we communicate.  And once we find where you are, our whole little band will be comin to see ya.

Well, another long one, but I'll try to hit all the salient points.  Quite an impressive list of pilots you've got.  Xbats cool, Shamus is alright, Vati66 is good.  Don't know anything about your other pilots, sorry.  Wait, Craven used to be hell on wheels in a B-26, don't know about now.  

I've had a few good fights with Shamus lately, I'll let him tell you about them though.  One I remember was me in a 109-G6 and him in a 109-G2, and then there was our P-51 vs 190-D9 fight last night.  

As far as the "We'll gangbang you" nonsense... well.. you already do, so thats sort of an empty threat, isn't it?  I suppose I could call my squad in and we could have a nice old fashioned throw down in the MA.

Until then, if you guys want to show me what hot sticks you are 1v1, if the DA is open I'm always willing to go.

See ya in the air.

[loser]

animal, please insert one of your pictures.

creamo, don let me down again.

[Wardog]

Noticed Urchin rambling away on channel 1 last night. But i cant remember him ever going off like that before.

I have not flown with him, but have had a number of fantastic fights against him. He is a damn good stick, spectacular fights and for this reason he has my respect. He wasnt getting rude or vulgar.

My 2 cents.

Dog out.............

[MWHUN]

Bishop misfortune is a direct result of emotional and psychological trauma most Knights and Rooks have been subjected to in the text buffer from Rauml and Shane.

[Rude]

Alright!!!! Everyone take a seat!!!!

I'm here to settle this little pissin contest, so take your fingers out of your eyes and listen up!!!

I have fought Urchin as well, and he is a most worthy opponent...put more simply, he is more than most of you can handle.

Secondly, I met him at the con this past whenever it was, and I liked him alot. He is a considerate, friendly and funny guy to hang out with. When he drinks, he is most docile:)

So let's just cut to the quick....Urchin said, and I paraphrase, talks cheap....bring it to the DA or save it for someone who wants to hear it. Kinda simple in my book.

So, I generally have more respect for someone who can back up their speak....meet him in the DA and then have the stones to post back here if things didn't work out so well.

That I can respect....so far, my money is on Urchin.

[Hooligan]

Well I met Urchin at the con too.  All I can say is... if he hasn't taken his shirt off you have nothing to complain about.

Hooligan

PS  If you don't like what he says, hunt him down and kill him.

[Rude]

Well said Hooligan.

Good to see ya:)

[straffo]

Originally posted by AKSWulfe
I can't believe anyone would take anything seriously about the country they fly for...

I mean, who gets to the point that saying something deragatory about the Bishops in turn causes you to have to form an apparently thought out post on the BBS detailing something no one else gives a toejam about?

Every country sucks donkey nuttz equally!

And all LW think they look good in leather, and enjoy the occasional pat on the bellybutton from fellow experten Jadgflier !

And all Allied pilots are opportunistic cherry pickers!

And the French are so weak, they'd surrender if you farted in their general direction!

Who else wants some??
-SW

What do you think of a french pilot flying Allied Iron in a LW squad ?

[Animal]

Anyone: Urchin, I disagree on your political views for x and y reasons.

Urchin: YOU AND ME 1 ON 1 ON THE DUELING ARENA!

[Urchin]

Animal, you appear to be rather simple-minded, so I'm not sure trying to explain anything to you would do much good.  Still, I'll try to explain it, and put it simply for you.

I could give a toejam about what your beliefs on any particular subject are.  However, anyone that comes in and says "Urchin, I'm a better pilot than you are, and so is my whole squad" will be invited to the DA to prove it.  That is pretty much all there is to it.

[Animal]

WELL GUESS WHAT I DONT AGREE.
YOU, ME, DUELING ARENA!

[Saintaw]

You gonna get a sore arse Animal, and not for the usual reasons

[batdog]

I'm a Clown boy. I wear big floppy feet and a red nose. My flying often resembles my appearence. I dont take myself to seriously... or I try not too anyway.

 Myself and Urchin had words one day... but we discussed it in private and came to a mutal respect thingy. I like Urchin, he's okay by me. I think sometimes he lets the MA get to him w/its ever present locust hoard, but then again I've screamed some on the squadie channel... and maybe even typed some good old fashioned ranting on 1.


 EDO is me sqaudie... he's ALWAYS there to dive down and try and bail me out of the poor situations I get myself into(Hell my WHOLE sqaud does this)... which doesnt help his/thier K/D ratio that much. The squad calls me the Circus flare.... want to find the enemy...look for xBATs BOOM.

 My sqaud is made up of some chilled out, great guys. I love'm all. They've TAUGHT me to RELAX.... you should hear how chilled Shamus is even when he's having a horriable night...its surreal.

 Anyway.... I'll meet ANYONE in the DA when I'm on. I'm not the best stick but I'll give ya a whirl. I dont mind dieing in the game.
You gotta learn to deal w/dissapointment...its part of life right?
I'll film it, give you a and maybe let somebody kill me again and again just so I can learn something.

 Anyway... to Urchin and a big group hug for my squadies...some damn good guys.


xBAT

P.S. What the hell was I trying to say anyway?


p.s.s. I love Animal too.... he's too sexy.

[Animal]

Of course I'm sexy. I love you too, you never-ran.

Any problem widdat? nothing we cant solve in the DA you scumbag.