Poor Urchin. Come over here and let me give your ego a nice massage. Doh! My hands are too small.

Maybe I’m in a minority, or a silent majority, but I fight whatever battles the game presents, whether they be at Pizzland, Uterus, or any other location. Soldiers and airmen of wars do not get to pick and choose the parameters of the engagement. Sometimes a real soldier will have an advantage, sometimes he wont.
Now I understand that the F-word is what a lot of whiners want – Fun. But the problem is that to them, fun means only taking off and finding things to shoot at by the time they reach 5K. So be it.
But some of us want to have at least
some real life immersion, by which I mean having to
think about what resources are needed and exactly when to deploy them in order to win a particular *battle*, which in AH terms means a base capture. I get a few kills along the way... Some of you might find this *boring*, indeed many of you do.
I know that many of you like to get dozens of kills in an online session, but that is quite unrealistic in terms of the real WW2. (For those of you who need reminding, the real WW2 was an event that took place in the middle of the last century, on which this game is loosely modelled) The fact that you
can sometimes get dozens of kills when you want to, which would not have happened in WW2 is because you are able to get those kills courtesy of an
artificially created set of conditions. In short, you have learned how to Game the Game on maps like Mindano and Baltic. And, let’s face it. Those who complain about the pizza map most vociferously are the GtG-Furball-Wannabe-Whiners.
I don’t especially *like* the pizza map, but I view its appearance as the presentation of a new set of challenges, something different, and you never see me complaining about this, or any other map. I don’t *like* that map with the heart shaped lake in the middle, but I’ve got a job to do, and I’ll do it as best I can.
I struggle to imagine Urchin as a Bridge player. But I can imagine that if he were to be dealt a hand in which the highest card was a ten, and he had a right old mishmash of suits, he would throw his cards up in the air and go
”Waaaaaah!! I want a hand with lots of Aces, Kings and Queens so that I can win lots of tricks...” ...And that is my analogy for all this incessant whining about the maps.
Quit whining, Urchin. You’re wasting valuable killing time.