If you want to take a field, then take the field, hard and fast, no playing around. If the initial attempt takes more than about fifteen minutes or more, there is a better than even chance that all will be for nothing. Mind, that is on the edge of the timeframe, best results happen within five minutes.
We have all the tools at our disposal to get this job done, all that is needed is a modicum of forethought and planning, oh, and don't forget practice, practice and after that a trial run or two to get everyone in the mood.
As for the "Napoleons" out there, what you gonna do? Whether they're brilliant or couldn't plan up a decent orgasm, talking to people in that way won't inspire me to rally to them.
I've screwed up lots here, dropped on wrong targets, blah, blah, and I usually die in flames, but nobody ever talked to me in that way, usually die laughing, get a beer and try again. Hope it's just "one of those days"
Bushdog
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