Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These
actually appeared in church bulletins or were
announced in church services:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be
speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear
Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national
FASTING & PRAYER Conference: "The cost for attending
the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
3. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
4. Our youth basketball team is back in action
Wednesday at 8PM in the recreation hall. Come out and
watch us kill Christ the King.
5. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has
been canceled due to a conflict.
7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community.
8. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to
someone who doesn't care much about you.
9. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
10. Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way
again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
11. For those of you who have children and don't know
it, we have a nursery downstairs.
12. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
13. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood
donors for more transfusions. She is also having
trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's
sermons.
14. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that
began in their school days.
15. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow.
16. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.
17. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
18. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and
other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to
cripple children.
19. The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. - prayer and
medication to follow.
20. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
21. This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing
in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket
and come prepared to sin.
22. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
23. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7PM. Please use the back door.
24. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at
the side entrance.
25. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this
week for testes.
26. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new
tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge
- Up Yours."
27. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
