You obviously wouldn't make a good marketing person. You're just trying to sell the same unoriginal junk under a different name.
I think by now, we should all be able to accept that HTC is not going to say when the next update is coming out. Most reasonable people would then avoid trying to act like the court jester every five minutes and curtail the malicious attempts at feeble humor.
This so-called joke has out lived its comedic attributes and lost its originality long ago. I now equate this to the 'whoopee cushion' and the handshake buzzer, old and out dated. Those that still get a laugh from doing it obviously have deep rooted emotional problems and should seek professional help.
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Next time, try something like
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