Did you guys read the last two paragraphs?
"Mr. Stealy also announced a "fly for canned foods" program in an effort to attract new subscribers. The price in canned food for a monthly subscription of War Birds was set at twelve cans of corn or six cans of chili.
"In related news iNET, the corporate parent of War Birds, announced a stock dividend of two cans of corn and one can of chili per share."