Author Topic: Greatest Funked Quit of All Time (Read 513 times)

Fatty · « **on:** October 29, 2002, 07:57:59 AM »

I'm tempted to say the scenario quit, but if he quit now I think he could top it.

lazs2 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2002, 09:04:07 AM »

he looks so cute when he is rightously indignant tho. The way his lower lip sticks out and quivers... precious.
lazs

Cobra · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2002, 10:31:15 AM »

I particularly like the way his ample mid-rift quivers in rythm with is lower lip........kind of like a Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Cobra

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:24:53 PM »

I HATE YOU!!!

I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Udie · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:30:53 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
I HATE YOU!!!

sorry hating people is my job and there are no openings....

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:33:04 PM »

His CM quit was by far his best...

Though... he'll never be the king. 3rd at best.

AKDejaVu

Nash · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:37:38 PM »

Behind Animal and Ram?

hblair · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:41:43 PM »

1. RAM
2. Animal
3. Funked

funkedup · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2002, 12:45:55 PM »

What about Zygote/Pyeyeyeeyema/whatever other handles he us/ed/es.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:10:16 PM »

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Originally posted by hblair
1. RAM
2. Animal
3. Funked

Excellent list hblair... though I would rate Animal and RAM as a virtual tie. Sure, RAM has quit and come back more than anyone, but the "need to re-evaluate my life" quitting by Animal actually brought a tear to my eye as I rolled around on the floor laughing my bellybutton off. I downright burst into tears again as he tried to convince everyone it was all a joke. Poor poor animal.

AKDejaVu

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:17:59 PM »

animals quitting brought new meaning to the expression... "it's only funny till somebody get's hurt and then it's hilarious." The "corvette lost" passage put miller to shame.

As a follow up... I enjoyed his lecture on how much inner peace and confidence that martial arts had given him.
lazs

hblair · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:26:27 PM »

All time top 3 tosses:

1. Nath BDP
High profile MA toss, with banishing for several months
2. Towd
Tossed from board, forced to go underground
3. MG
Preventative toss by Pyro. May come into play with WB's certain looming doom

Nifty · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:31:59 PM »

you mean animal really did quit? I thought it WAS a joke!

LMAO!!!!

funkedup · « **Reply #13 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:33:36 PM »

Animal quit to attend fence climbing school. He failed, judging by his exhibition at Chino.

I don't think guys getting tossed is very funny. I almost got booted from the BBS, and probably deserved it.

Sandman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2002, 02:35:46 PM »

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Originally posted by hblair
All time top 3 tosses:

1. Nath BDP
High profile MA toss, with banishing for several months
2. Towd
Tossed from board, forced to go underground
3. MG
Preventative toss by Pyro. May come into play with WB's certain looming doom

Worst toss from the board... Hortlund.

Where is he?