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[wulfie]

...Udie's post ("Everything alive today will eventually be dead") got me thinking. Everyone take cover.

First off, a great site for everyone - the theory behind designing warnings for areas containing extremely hazardous materials so that people/'beings' 12,000 years+ from now (maybe after a catastrophic event also, etc.) will 'get what we are trying to say':

http://www.halcyon.com/blackbox/hw/wipp/wipp.html

Now, along those lines...I was thinking...when FunkedUp passes on to Nirvana I want to embalm and entomb his earthly remains, along with a fitting tribute. Following the reasoning of the above listed website...I can think of the following lines of text for his Pyramid:

HERE LIES THE GREAT EMPEROR FUNKEDUP

MASTER OF ALL TWINKIE CONSUMING BEINGS IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT

GO RAIDERS

FW 190s SUCK

Anyone have anything to add? Keep all messages 'regally brief'.

Mike/wulfie

[funkedup]

[Innominate]

If we can't deal with radioactivity in several thousand years, we deserve to become an extinct species for it.  Which also follows, if we can't figure out whats there on our own, screw us, we deserve what we get.