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Offline Vice

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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2002, 01:20:46 PM »
My problem with the pizza map is the multiple fronts, It spreads the countries to thin and makes finding fights very tough. Maybe if HTC would just give every country a "slice" the map might not be so bad. I just hate it because it's the only map i can take off with full fuel and land empty tanks without firing a single shot.

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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2002, 01:24:11 PM »
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I just hate it because it's the only map i can take off with full fuel and land empty tanks without firing a single shot.


That'd be your problem... not the map's.

Everyone else, what's the matter? Got sand in your vaginas?
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2002, 01:25:52 PM »
It's too high!

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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2002, 01:26:40 PM »
"got sand in your vaginas"?


so why do you care or do you not like vaginas?

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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2002, 01:27:53 PM »
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so why do you care or do you not like vaginas?


Don't have TV up there in Canada I see....
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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2002, 01:29:23 PM »
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"got sand in your vaginas"?


so why do you care or do you not like vaginas?



He's vaginaphobic.

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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2002, 01:32:26 PM »
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That'd be your problem... not the map's.

Everyone else, what's the matter? Got sand in your vaginas?
-SW


If we don't like the AKDesert map, we have vaginas?

This can't be right, 'cause if I had my own vagina I would have absolutely zero time to play this game.


Thanks

F.

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« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2002, 01:37:41 PM »
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If we don't like the AKDesert map, we have vaginas?
 


Had 'em regardless... just now there's sand in 'em.
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« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2002, 04:42:03 PM »
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Had 'em regardless... just now there's sand in 'em.
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Yeah Furious!!!  You dont like Pizza?  You have a vagina!!!  HAH!!!  And youre a stupid head too!!!  Stupid vagina head!!!  HAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2002, 05:43:15 PM »
Apparently it hasn't occured to you, Saur, that you are only funny to yourself.

Eventually you'll get an audience that'll appreciate you, probably when senility kicks in and they haul you into the mental ward.
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« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2002, 08:02:59 PM »
Kappa -

Sorry you don't like the pizza map. I love it!  More opportunity to do different things. I have no trouble finding war/battles/fights/GV skirmishes, whatever.   The other maps are OK too, except I don't like the one with the heart shaped lake in the middle.

If you don't like AK-Pizza, OK, but why?  I looked at your score and see you do very well in the P38L... why can't you do it in AK-Pizza? I'm just curious - not a flame.

What I like about Pizza is probably what a lot of guys do not like about it. It becomes possible to take off heavy, and not run into the TYPH/109G10/LA7 reception committee before reaching 2K. That spoils it for me, so the Pizza map is a welcome relief. But for those guys who are part of that TYPH/109G10/LA7 reception committee, it's bad news because we're harder to find on AK-Pizza. :D

So kappa, I wondered if you might quantify your dislike of the pizza map in a little more detail. The "boycott" thread was closed down after Lazs shot his mouth off - LOL! :)

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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2002, 08:31:49 PM »
Beet1e's Sig:

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America’s constitutional right to bear arms is an anachronism dating back to the 18th century. In modern times, it is an unmitigated disaster which has given rise to many millions of privately owned guns and an alarming homicide rate, with a tally of more than 300,000 firearms related homicides in the past 25 years. While no law can be 100% effective, Britain has no “gun culture”, and much stricter firearms controls which have contained the annual tally of gun related homicides to a double digit value - fewer than one fiftieth of the American gun-related homicide rate per 100,000 population.


The lack of gun ownership in the GB during WWII led to an "alarming rate" of cries to US citizens for guns to be sent to GB in order to arm an un-armed people in the face of invasion.

Americans sending their firearms to GB helped prevent "an unmitigated disaster", since Britain had "no gun culture" as well as "stricter gun laws"


Sorry to post this here Beet1e, but I'm kind of getting fed up with your American fetish.
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« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2002, 11:15:41 PM »
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Apparently it hasn't occured to you, Saur, that you are only funny to yourself.

Eventually you'll get an audience that'll appreciate you, probably when senility kicks in and they haul you into the mental ward.
-SW


:eek:  OMG!!  No one told me!!  Thanks AKWhoever, youre a pal.  :(  Ill go back into my hole now and pick the sand out of my vagina.

That ugly yellow sand... Im judging by the anger displayed in your post that you had a large hand in the creation of that horseshit map?  (Hope that doesnt count as a personal attack - Hiya Skuzzy)  :D

Either way, Its a really a shame that there are so many great AK's that play this game, and then there are the few that... well.. you get the idea.  

PS:  Ill ask your permission next time I want to be funny or show the rediculousness of a prior post by exagerating it, ok?

Cheers buddy!!  :cool:

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« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2002, 11:44:30 PM »
Angry? Nah, I didn't get involved with the map.

Prolly was hoping I was angry though, so then those half-wit digs would further infuriate me.

Not gonna happen, if you wanna get a clue about the vagina line... watch South Park.

Either way, Its a really a shame that there are so many great AK's that play this game, and then there are the few that... well.. you get the idea.

I would say the same, but I have no clue who you or the "Flying Circus" are.
-SW

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« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2002, 11:54:05 PM »
ROFL!!!!!!!

So, if I need a clue I watch South Park, is that right?  LOL!!!!!!!!!  

Go make me another map!!!  LOL!!!!!  :D