Well, realizing the seriousness of the situation, I've decided that we need a committee to decide what rules any pleasure flight should follow.
Needless to say, proposed flight profiles will have to be submitted in triplicate to the appropriate authorities six months in advance, none of whom have ever just gone flying for the sheer joy of it.
If and when such a flight is approved, there will have to be a surveillance camera in the aircraft and digital recordings of all flight instruments to make sure the approved profile is followed exactly.
After all, nanny says that's the best for all concerned.

Laz, it was truly fun. I REALLY like that airplane.