This is perhaps one of the most retarded threads I have ever read. And I'm the one who posted a thread with Japanese guys dancing wearing only fig leaves. As such, I'll participate.
I celebrate Thanksgiving because it's a time to get together with friends and eat loads and loads of food. Like...Turkey, ham, stuffing, potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, turkey, stuffing, gravy, stuffing, gravy, ham, turkey, ham, gravy, stuffing, and ham. And Turkey. And Turkey sammiches!
I celebrate Christmas because, like Thanksgiving, it's a time to get together with friends/family and eat and eat...and eat. I also believe in the better to give than recieve bit, and enjoy giving gifts to the ones I love.
I don't celebrate easter, because it's a retarded holiday. That being said, kids love retarded stuff, so if/when I breed I'll celebrate it for the sake of the children, especially if they're retarded. Fluffy bunnies, painting eggs, and candy and all that. Speaking of candy, I guess I do look forward to Easter for Cadburry Cream Eggs. mmmm. "Tank you Easta Bunny!"
I promise to never celebrate Ash Wednesday, as I think participating in rituals where ashes are smeared on your forehead is goofy. Well, unless it gets commercialised like Thanksgiving and Christmas and I can eat loads of turkey, then I might go back on my word.
Well, that about does it. Carry on with the discussion 'tards, I salute you!

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...and have a happy Turkey Day!