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Offline StSanta

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« on: December 04, 2002, 05:47:27 AM »
From CNN.com

Car ownership is denied most Cubans and Castro suggested it may be denied the students, too.

"If we begin to see students with motorcycles, automobiles, etc., we are risking accidents," Castro warned. "The saddest thing that could happen is a case of death in an accident. We have the duty to protect you as much as possible."


Oh yes! We must protect you from accidents. Therefore we ban you from using cars!

Since life also is inherently dangerous, soon we shall implement a new law that'll ensure that selected individuals (who happen to disagree with Castro) will not live, and therefore not risk any of the many dangers in life!

Vive la revolución!

LOL

Castro is pretty cool because he has been a thorn in the side of a great many Americans.he's an amusing rambling old man outta touch with time, and he commits atrocities against his own people.

But this is just funny. LOL.
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Offline Dowding (Work)

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2002, 05:57:26 AM »
Cuba is a great holiday destination these days.

What atrocities does he commit against his own people, BTW? I'm genuinely interested.
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2002, 06:45:49 AM »
There are a lot of people in the US who think this way too.  I'm pretty sure that if we aren't vigiliant, we could see things like guns, cigarettes, booze, and fattening food banned in our lifetimes.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2002, 06:55:16 AM »
Funked Sssssssssshhhhhhhh!

Just be quiet, stay hidden and observe.

This could be a rare "Euro V Euro" argument, oft rumored, rarely seen. I've heard they can get quite violent. Got your camera?

Peharps the wary Santa will come in and sniff the atrocity bait laid out by the hungry Dowding.

:eek:
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2002, 07:00:19 AM »

I just want Castro to keep living enough time to allow Cuba to become a big Spanish owned mega holidays resort before those pesky Yankees get to add yet another star to their flag, they just have been trying that for 102 years already.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2002, 07:21:08 AM »
I wonder if he'd already banned knives?

Its pretty funny what a government will try remove from the people in the name of "safety".  I mean... its not like he's worried that transportation would mean people were able to meet in large groups or anything like that.  Its all about safety.

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2002, 07:27:13 AM »
Who the hell in Cuba can AFFORD a car/gas anyway? Besides the Party Leadership that is....


xBAT
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Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2002, 07:33:34 AM »
Perhaps the US ought to lift the embargo and start trading? And join the rest of the world?

Some big killings in real estate to made over there.

Having said all that, in 20 years time Cuba will be just like Florida and will be a major destination for American holiday makers.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2002, 07:41:36 AM »
See?

I KNEW it! You guys scared off the Santa and now the Dowding is looking for new prey.

But even if he gets his claws into one, it won't be a Euro V Euro... it'll be the old Euro V Yank again. That one's on almost every channel........ this was a rare opportunity.

Gone now.
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2002, 07:46:50 AM »
Bah, Santa is a wannabe US republican..he barely qualifies as a Euro.

Daff
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2002, 07:51:22 AM »
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Originally posted by Daff
Bah, Santa is a wannabe US republican..he barely qualifies as a Euro.

Daff


So you're saying anyone that isn't a socialist or communist wants to be a republican?  I'll buy that...
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2002, 09:36:48 AM »
I'd suggest that people who somehow think Castro is 'cool' or 'harmless' or 'okay' in any way go to 'little Havana' in Miami and have a discussion with people who have relatives who are still held in Cuba against their will or buried there due to 'government questioning' or 'execution for a valid reason', etc.

Old or not the guy is a scumbag. The U.S. (and other Nations) aren't against him 'because they don't like him'.

Even the Soviet Union became frightened of him, after he suggested that the Soviet nuclear weapons located in Cuba be placed under his (Castro's) control. He went into such a tatrum when they said 'no' that they were honestly concerned about him forcibly taking the weapons.

There's alot of data on Castro and Cuba that's becoming available via the FOIA. Well worth looking into - very interesting stuff.

Mike/wulfie
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2002, 09:45:18 AM »
I agree Wulfie, however...

I think Castro would be long gone if the US had normalized relations 30 years ago. Nothing gives communism the screaming fits more than free trade and prosperity.
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Offline SLO

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2002, 09:48:05 AM »
you tried on a couple of occasions to 'kick...kill...exterminate....remove....poisin....shot' la mista Castro.

1 man held off the BIG americano power at bay for over 20 years.

I say ya'll a bunch of rutabagas:D

pick on SADDAM then look for a new target...CASTRO!!

just invent a cuban super missile or something...we now little hitler(BUSH) will find a X-cuse to pick on em:eek:
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2002, 09:51:08 AM »
Since Castro seized control of Cuba from Batista after a bloody revolution I wonder what his views on gun control would be?

Curious, Shuckins
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