::Somewhere in the Main Arena, 16:00 Hours Zulu::
"Are you ready?"
"I think so... you sure we should do this?"
"YES!"
"But do you know how long it took me to get 5,000 bomber perks?"
"Its PIZZA map!"
"But...."
"Dude... trust me."
"Ok..."
::click::
...
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..........

"WHOA!! Did you SEE that!?!?"
"WHOO HOO!!"
::45 minutes later, at an undisclosed base::
SYSTEM: Dweeb has landed 316 kills in a B-29 of *Dweeb Squad*
SYSTEM: The war has been won by the Bishops.