Author Topic: I love my wife (Read 1368 times)

eskimo2 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2002, 07:47:20 PM »

I'm the luckiest one here because I've got a PERFECT wife AND I'm the biggest DORK you've ever seen. Been together 7.5 years, married 6. 2 beautiful girls, ages 3 and 1.

I met her in Hawaii, on Waikiki beach. She was wearing nothing but a bikini and took my breath away when I first saw her. By the end of the day (that we met), I knew that she was the one, I knew that we were going to be married. She is my soul-mate.

eskimo

SirLoin · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2002, 08:09:27 PM »

I hate my wife..All she does is pester and demand my undividing attention!

I guess I should mention she is expecting our first baby in 8 days...

poopster · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2002, 08:27:54 PM »

We'll make it to thirty years this coming September. BTW women and motercycles DO have that special thing going..

Go figure.

Congrats SirLoin, your life will soon end as you know it

Staga · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2002, 09:50:39 PM »

hehe my first thoughts when I saw this thread wer "Geez, another woman has learnt to check where his husband spents his time in the web..."
Pretty good way to collect some easy points Curval

(J/K)

Congratulations SirLoin, I hope everything goes well !

Thorns · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2002, 09:58:27 PM »

Excuse me, Sir........what time is it?............my watch was free!

Thorns

Karnak · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2002, 10:13:49 PM »

I turned 30 on Thanksgiving. Thirty!:eek:

I am currently single, but more and more my thoughts turn towards the future. I would like, I think, to meet a nice woman about my age and let it lead were it will.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #51 on:** December 12, 2002, 10:30:30 PM »

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Originally posted by Karnak
I turned 30 on Thanksgiving. Thirty!:eek:

I am currently single, but more and more my thoughts turn towards the future. I would like, I think, to meet a nice woman about my age and let it lead were it will.

I met my wife 6 days after my 30th birthday.

Good luck, and be BRAVE (don't be afraid to approach women)!

eskimo

eskimo2 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 12, 2002, 10:35:27 PM »

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Originally posted by SirLoin
I hate my wife..All she does is pester and demand my undividing attention!

I guess I should mention she is expecting our first baby in 8 days...

Good news!

We expect you to post pics in about 2 weeks.

Good luck, say bye bye to sleep.

eskimo

festus · « **Reply #53 on:** December 12, 2002, 10:37:42 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
I met my wife 6 days after my 30th birthday.

Good luck, and be BRAVE (don't be afraid to approach women)!

eskimo

Yeah don't be afraid, cause some of them do bite

eskimo2 · « **Reply #54 on:** December 12, 2002, 10:40:34 PM »

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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
A motorcycle and a Rolex?! I take it that you guys don't earn your money teaching school, do ya?

Envious, Shuckins

They pay you MONEY to teach at your school? At mine they just give me a little bag of crackers everyday!

eskimo

capt. apathy · « **Reply #55 on:** December 13, 2002, 02:47:58 AM »

here's a little unsolicited advice. be yourself all the time. most of the time when I see peoples marriages fail, they would go into this 'dating behavior' mode whenever chicks they where interested in would come around. you can only keep this up for so many years. eventually they figure out who you are and if they don't like what they find they leave, taking half you stuff with them when they do.

embrace your iner-pig, be yourself. it's a great filter. you eliminate a whole lot of omen you would have never got along with anyway, before you spend your money/time on them.

Pepe · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2002, 04:09:47 AM »

Nice post, Curval

I feel the same about mine. My life's 7 shortest years, and the best decision I've ever made.

StSanta · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2002, 05:26:53 AM »

Bah, suckers. Suckers who fall for the Great Woman Lie.

Too brainwashed to realise they're in pain, married people