A Gun For Christmas
By the Vandals
-Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
-But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection.
- I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts 
- If burglers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp 
- Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve, 
- cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe 
- A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud 
- it says that I will not take all of this bull@#$% lying down 
- I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts 
- I'll only tell you once "Stay the f@# away from my $%^" 
- I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport 
- and to keep the carolers off my god$#^ porch 
- and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year 
- I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause 
- Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because 
- I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts 
- I'll only tell you once "Stay the % away from my $^%&" 
- Christmas needs security , security is weapons. 
- Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons 
- It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals 
- Thank you Santa, thank you God 
- for guaranteeing my survival 
- A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud 
- it says that I will not take all of this bull$%@ lying down 
- I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts 
- I'll only tell you once "Stay the $^@* away from my $%#@
- I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause 
- Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because 
- I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts 
- I'll only tell you once "Stay the %#^@ away from my crap 
- or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!" 
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