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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #120 on: December 30, 2002, 02:30:50 PM »
One toss of a dog cookie and your security is gone.


I dunno....Life in danger...check...post of flight sim BBS for life or death advice...check....   :rolleyes:

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« Reply #121 on: December 30, 2002, 02:31:49 PM »
M A C E.... use it. Its NON lethial and will take down a guy w/a blade.

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Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #122 on: December 30, 2002, 02:59:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Vulcan
Ignore these fools Santa, my advice:

Option 1:
Somoli aye? Go buy some friggin airliner manuals, post them to the squeak from an anonymous address and then ring the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, and National Guard to give them a 'tip off'.

Option 2:
Go buy a toejamload of booze, and a crapload of ratpoison. Mix it all up, put on some xmas wrapping, drop it off at her address.


Either way, problem solved relatively cheaply.
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« Reply #123 on: December 30, 2002, 03:19:12 PM »
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M A C E.... use it. Its NON lethial and will take down a guy w/a blade.

FatBat



gonna have to disagree with you there batdog.

sp, cs, mace, pepper spray doesnt really work that well. Plus you are almost guaranteed to feel the effects of it yourself.


These sprays are designed to work (poorly) on someone who is not expecting it.  If some dudes are coming to kick your arse in pepper spray will not make a lick of difference.

most sprays have a range of about 8 feet. You have to hit the guy near the head too.  If you spray him on the legs or torso it will take about a minute for him to feel any effect in his eyes/throat. Even if you hit him straight in the eyes at the effective range of 8 feet and he is moving towards you with a knife, you are going to most likely get hit. If he has a gun the spray is useless.

Add the fact that these rutabagas wont attack you one on one....might as well throw the cs spray at them and run away really fast.


I was serious about the maglite post Santa.  The dog makes things even better

Dog barks at intruders, position yourself so you are hidden. Click the light on and point it in the face of the intruder (there goes their night vision while you still have yours) turn the light around and bring it down on their collar bone.  

Go for their right collar bone too, as most people are right handed. It takes 8 pounds of pressure to break a man's collar bone and you know that they can't wield any weapon after that bone gets broken.

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« Reply #124 on: December 30, 2002, 06:09:20 PM »
Well santa this ought to sum it up for ya

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns and those that dig- you dig!"

« Last Edit: December 30, 2002, 06:13:43 PM by K98k »

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« Reply #125 on: December 31, 2002, 06:31:55 AM »
This dog ain't meek when it comes to intruders.

Unfortunately, mace is illegal in Denmark. As is zappers and any other tool for self defence that possible can be used to assault people. Police took 10 minutes to get here last time - more than enough time for someone to kick the door in.

Maglite vs knife. Don't like the odds. I'll try to leg it if it comes to that and fight with all I got if I have to, with whatever is at hand.

Unfortunately she's staying at an 'open' prison which is incredibly easy to escape from. I doubt she will - it's in the middle of nowhere and she'll prolly suffer from withdrawal symptoms. She might though. Same symptoms might drive her to do it.

A gun and some training on how to use it and I'd be ok. I know how to use my shotgun - been using it for 8 years now. It's been 'renovated' once and I've picked it apart more times than I care to think of. Of course I've never aimed it at a person, but I sure would feel safer with it around.

Dog will do though. Max is cool. (Right now he's looking at the door, ears raised because he heard someone walk past :D).

Dogs are probably one of the best things God or Random Fluctuations In Space Time have created.

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« Reply #126 on: December 31, 2002, 07:29:51 AM »
Man this has got to be a troll. Mace illegal? Open prison?

:D

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« Reply #127 on: December 31, 2002, 08:59:34 AM »
agreed
besides, if santa were in trouble the elves would help out..
no I mean..
he'd be too busy 'defending' himself (or at least moving or preparing) to surf the board and play games all day
« Last Edit: December 31, 2002, 09:02:32 AM by Wlfgng »