Oh F*CK, need advice urgently.

[senna]

Get a guard dog (German Shephard)  but make sure he doesnt go attacking nice strangers. I love dogs myself.

[Innominate]

Originally posted by senna
Get a guard dog (German Shephard)  but make sure he doesnt go attacking nice strangers. I love dogs myself.

This has to be one of the best posts on this thread, and one of the few really practical ideas.

Are dogs legal in denmark?

[BING0]

PITBULLS!!
I work at nite and we live in an iffy area,,,,,,,,pitbulls are not that big and yet will put the fear of God into any intruder.  We had a breakin in our garage and my wife sicced the boys on them.........she told the cops(who said"if you find out who they were let us know") that she never saw two guys run so fast


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[rc51]

I have nothing but hatred in my heart for those people!
After what they did to our Rangers( draggin there dead nakid bodies thrue the street) I hope they all burn in hell the fnnnnn
savages!
So sue me if i sound like a redkneck.
I serverd in that unit and to see my brothers  in arms degraded that way Piss in the somalians let go back home and kill each other untill they can learn to behaive in society !
As afr as im concerned America should just say NO to imigrants .
We are full and cant take care of our own and Santa i bet its the same inn your country.
Screw the bleeding hearts if people are tierd of staving to death stop makin more babies and start makin some food ya dumb asses!
You ever notice that those countries were people are starving
they still have the energy to make more babies wich by the way just end up starving to death too!
I say stop giving them food and start passin out rubbers!

[mrsid2]

That, and they're ugly too.

[Kieran]

About time for St.Santa to pull a Beetle and declare this a test of Americans, and himself a genius for thinking of it.

[Toad]

I'm thinking it's more like the Elfenwolf Bungee Jump thread.

Anyway, Santa... I still need somebody to do oddjobs. Room and board in a nice place where you can pretty much do what you like. No Somalis for a few hundred miles I'd guess.
Let me know.  

[K98k]

About time for St.Santa to pull a Beetle and declare this a test of Americans, and himself a genius for thinking of it.

it's only a matter of time,  he's probably ready to burst like a cork right now.

[StSanta]

Why I said it might look like racism but isn't is for the following reasons:

Racism is the belief that one human 'race' is superior to another.

Somalis aren't a race, but a cultural and ethnic group. If a white person is born in Somalia and gets citizenship, he or she is a Somali. As such, it does not refer to one single 'race'.

I dislike the Somali culture. It's embraced by most Somalis. That may make be a culturalist, since I think ours is superior and better, but it does not make me a racist.

Had I said 'Somalis are bad because they're black' that would have been a racist statement. As it is, it's a statement on culture, not race.

And of course I generalize. When you use statistics, you have to more often than not. If you have 999 outta 1000 cars that blow up randomly, you'd say "statistically, that is an unsafe car'. No one would dismiss it with 'that's a generalization' - of course it is, it's in the nature of it. Apply the same to humans and you're a racist. It's odd.

[Hristo]

Having a guard dog around is a good idea.

I just don't like the knife idea, too many things may go wrong. Better to carry one of those long Maglites, but that's just what I'd do.

[Replicant]

Originally posted by Toad
I'm thinking it's more like the Elfenwolf Bungee Jump thread.

Anyway, Santa... I still need somebody to do oddjobs. Room and board in a nice place where you can pretty much do what you like. No Somalis for a few hundred miles I'd guess.
Let me know.  

Hey Toad!

Dunno if you're serious but I'd take you up on that!

[Tracer-15]

"go skull plow the bastards...." ... lol thats the greatest saying ever

anyway....IF you end up with a firearm and are forced to use it....for christs sake dont go emptying the mag on them....fire once and see what happens....cause if your first shot kills or mortally wounds...but you put four more into them....the cops will bust ya for murder...just a thought

[Toad]

Originally posted by Replicant
Hey Toad!

Dunno if you're serious but I'd take you up on that!

Nexx. I'll be "over there" > the end of January.

toad@13thtas.com to set up an interview. I really may be able to use someone about 6 hours a day and 5 days/week in return for room and board.

[Kieran]

St.Santa-

I wouldn't bother to qualify how you feel. Those that understand don't need to hear it, and the ones that need the explanation won't listen anyway. I find it easier to say "I am a racist- so?". Saves time arguing, and I don't have to listen for the Nth time what a racist is.

[Thud]

Maybe you guys should leave the whole racist BS thing as it is, Santa has a problem and I doubt that all these people spewing all their frustrations with immigrants does any good.

Don't know about guns, I would say that these would only produce more problems for you. Best stick with an effective weapon that can't be designated as such afterwards, i.e. the big flashlight sounds good.

My advice: take up some self defence sport, karate, jiu-jitsu whatever, as someone said before, it increases your situational awareness, confidence, keeps you sharp and also very important, your mind of the threats when you're not in danger. Don't let your everyday life be ruined by this toejam.

And in the same street, visit the gym three or four times a week, makes you sharp, confident and it can give you that little edge that might be decisive in the end.

you will pull through this and in a year this will only be a bad memory.

GL!