Author Topic: President Funkedup (Read 1805 times)

funkedup · « **on:** January 02, 2003, 05:20:19 PM »

1. Withdraw all troops from Europe.
2. Give Japan 5 years to defend themselves. In conjunction with 5 year phased withdrawal of troops from Asia. Tell North Korea and China that if they even look at Japan funny we will nuke them.
3. Nuke Iraq. Annex and rename it "New Texas". Drilling begins as soon as the glass congeals. Let it be an example to the rest of the bastards.
4. Enjoy

Cobra · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:25:37 PM »

I would like to apply for a job in your Cabinet, Mr. President.

Preferably something that involves alot of kickbacks, and receiving bribes for do-nothing work.

Also, I would like to have my choice of weekends at Camp David.

Cobra

Kanth · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:26:30 PM »

Can we accidentally nuke the areas immediately around Iraq too?

France for example?

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:26:58 PM »

Camp David is being phased out.
Camp Sigfried und Roy is being constructed on the Las Vegas strip.

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2003, 05:27:32 PM »

Kanth, France surrendered after reading my post.

mrfish · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2003, 08:44:56 PM »

can i be the minister of good feelings?

Octavius · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:00:55 PM »

can i be the first lady?!

K98k · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:01:12 PM »

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Nuke Iraq. Annex and rename it "New Texas". Drilling begins as soon as the glass congeals. Let it be an example to the rest of the bastards.

But Mr. President why drill when we can just turn all that glass into one big solar panel? We can still sell the power and this would appease those pesky tree huggers for a time until we can round'em up and send them to europe

btw you have my vote

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:06:22 PM »

How does weazel fit into this?

Gman · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:10:39 PM »

Weazel can be the annoying Democrat guy on CNN like Carville who criticizes Funked.

If you get elected Funked, I'll immediately move south.

Let the nuking begin!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:21:13 PM »

Put me in charge of the Air Force... or I'll send my kittens after you!!!
-SW

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:25:24 PM »

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Originally posted by Kanth
Can we accidentally nuke the areas immediately around Iraq too?

France for example?

ROFL! ... someone failed Geography101:eek:
Typical American behavior, they want to rule the world but don't know what's outside their borders.

Kanth · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:43:46 PM »

I'm sorry Frenchy, you're right, I meant California

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
ROFL! ... someone failed Geography101:eek:
Typical American behavior, they want to rule the world but don't know what's outside their borders.

funkedup · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:43:58 PM »

Weazel has accepted a position as minister of propaganda.

ramzey · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2003, 09:47:29 PM »

Funky when did u go to dallas?