1. Withdraw all troops from Europe.
Give them 20-30 years, and Europe will either have their own wars again or they will unite and come after the US or US after them or something like that.
2. Give Japan 5 years to defend themselves. In conjunction with 5 year phased withdrawal of troops from Asia. Tell North Korea and China that if they even look at Japan funny we will nuke them.
North Korea and China dont want Japan anymore. That was simply fuedal curiosity and emperor/warlord ego trips. Japan can rearm itself faster than any other nation on Earth. Its just my opinion on their industrial strength. In Five years, N Korea & China should be worried about Japan unless they have a first strike offensive policy.
3. Nuke Iraq. Annex and rename it "New Texas". Drilling begins as soon as the glass congeals. Let it be an example to the rest of the bastards.
Thats mean, President Funked is EVIL. The conventional military forces will be upset that they didnt get to have any fun. BTW, this would drop oil prices down to the basement.
4. Enjoy
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