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Offline SOB

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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2003, 09:55:38 PM »
Can I head up the DDD?  (newly formed Department of Drugs & Debauchery)


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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2003, 10:01:42 PM »
I'll vote for you if I get to control Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. :D
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« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2003, 10:16:21 PM »
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I'll vote for you if I get to control Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. :D


Ummm I ran on an Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms platform.  :)
I'm keeping those for myself.  You can be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs though.  :)
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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2003, 10:18:05 PM »
Bah!

I'm voting for Gary Hart then!
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2003, 11:03:41 PM »
Funked, can I be the Chairman of the Chiefs of Joints?

I also volunteer to head up any joint committees. They sound like fun.
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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2003, 11:05:21 PM »
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1.  Withdraw all troops from Europe.
2.  Give Japan 5 years to defend themselves.  In conjunction with 5 year phased withdrawal of troops from Asia.  Tell North Korea and China that if they even look at Japan funny we will nuke them.
3.  Nuke Iraq.  Annex and rename it "New Texas".  Drilling begins as soon as the glass congeals.  Let it be an example to the rest of the bastards.
4.  Enjoy


Got my vote.

I don't want a position, just let me push the button. Or you could sell raffle tickets.
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2003, 11:50:00 PM »
Whats your position on your fearsome neigbors to the north mister President?
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« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2003, 11:54:52 PM »
LOL :D
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2003, 12:01:02 AM »
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Whats your position on your fearsome neigbors to the north mister President?


You mean Newest Mexico, the 51st state?
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Offline senna

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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2003, 12:20:23 AM »
1. Withdraw all troops from Europe.
 
Give them 20-30 years, and Europe will either have their own wars again or they will unite and come after the US or US after them or something like that.

2. Give Japan 5 years to defend themselves. In conjunction with 5 year phased withdrawal of troops from Asia. Tell North Korea and China that if they even look at Japan funny we will nuke them.

North Korea and China dont want Japan anymore. That was simply fuedal curiosity and emperor/warlord ego trips. Japan can rearm itself faster than any other nation on Earth. Its just my opinion on their industrial strength. In Five years, N Korea & China should be worried about Japan unless they have a first strike offensive policy.

3. Nuke Iraq. Annex and rename it "New Texas". Drilling begins as soon as the glass congeals. Let it be an example to the rest of the bastards.

Thats mean, President Funked is EVIL. The conventional military forces will be upset that they didnt get to have any fun. BTW, this would drop oil prices down to the basement.

4. Enjoy

Of course...

Transmission end... fuzzz...
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Offline Animal

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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2003, 12:45:45 AM »
Can I be the minister of trusted information? (I.E: propaganda)
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« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2003, 01:11:10 AM »
New Texas.
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« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2003, 02:12:21 AM »
Animal, you can be his first lady or agriculture.
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« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2003, 02:32:40 AM »
Or the commander of the fence climbing corp (FCC)
It is a very secretive organization, only funked knows what I talk about
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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2003, 02:43:56 AM »
Winks at Animal. Um, k cas I want to be moved to the cabinet of interior planning.

:D
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