You mean some people have to be reminded to get beer? Let's see:
Step 1. Breath
Step 2. Make sure we got beer
Step 3a. Repeat
Seems simple enough.
And if we don't got beer:
Step 3b. "Woman, run to the store and get me six. And make 'em cold."
Ahhhh, I see the problem. This is the beer winch's hand, thus the lack of hair on the palms.