Author Topic: Canadas Broken..Any buyers? (Read 542 times)

Ping · « **on:** January 13, 2003, 06:33:43 AM »

Ive decided that the country is beyond repair.
First $50 USD takes it.
Think of the possibilities, Worlds largest Golf course, Toxic waste dump(already started), Military testing grounds.
The possibilities are endless, and for$25 USD more we will throw in the current politicians to aid in the management of your shining new aquisition.
Send Cash or Money order to ME

Oh Ya , nearly forgot. Yall get to keep Thrawn as your new Toy.

Cabby44 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2003, 07:16:49 AM »

How about we buy your country, send those Leftist politicians to Guantanamo for, um, some "education", and then let you have it back free-of-charge???

It would be worth the money...........

Cabby

hawk220 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:17:20 AM »

Throw in the Molson factories and its a deal!!!

Ping · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:19:53 AM »

SOLD to Cabby
Am awaiting your financial contribution

gofaster · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:29:35 AM »

Sorry, not interested, unless you throw in Natasha Henstridge, too.

Toad · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:44:02 AM »

I'll give ya $100,000 just for title to Saskatchewan, Alberta and B.C.!

Ping · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:50:45 AM »

You would take the only things of value wouldn't you Toad.

ra · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:53:13 AM »

Eastern Canada and North Eastern US should get together and form a new country. Call it New Europe.

ra

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:53:22 AM »

I'm a discerning buyer, what can I say.

OK, $250,000 and I'll just take title to the public lands. Private property can remain with the present owners.

Deal?

Ping · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2003, 09:54:54 AM »

KEWL...Cabby just lost out

SunKing · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2003, 10:06:38 AM »

I heard the Flames will be moving to Dixon CA soon.

sling322 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2003, 10:10:48 AM »

I was gonna bid.

Then I saw that I had to take Thrawn also. That was a deal-breaker.

bowser · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2003, 07:16:41 PM »

Sorry, if you buy Canada you have to take Quebec too.

bowser

Pongo · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2003, 12:49:47 AM »

Next thing Toad will be thinking he can buy alaska for 1 million dollars or something.

Johnny Bud · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2003, 04:51:09 AM »

I think about 3 years ago an idea was floated by some think tank along these lines.

Give each Canadian $1million US for annexation rights.

A real bargain for all involved except the response was overwhelmingly against...on both sides of the 49th.