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Offline BGBMAW

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What is the Best way to get Fired
« on: January 17, 2003, 03:19:36 PM »
I think I hate my General Manager...

But I have been here for 3 years...and I do leave..I wnat my unemployment..for a ahwile...

But ..you cnat get unemployment if you quit right??

and...I dont wan tto get arrested when getting fired?

Do I saw..Hey Archie(GM)..fuk you and your Momma??

I live In California....


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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2003, 03:22:32 PM »
Why is it I'm reluctant to give advice to someone just so I can pay to support them?

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2003, 03:28:41 PM »
you can't get unemployement if you are fired for cause.  only if you are seperated from employment by cercomstances not caused by you.

if you are fired you would have to get another job and make 4 times you weekly benifit amount before you would be eligable again.

if you are fired for a serious infraction (stealing assalt, ect) you can forfit all benifits paid in for that job, so basicly you would get no credit for working there at all.

everybodys boss sux if you have a job in todays economy you would be smart to hold onto it while you search for another.

btw- if you know you are gettting losing you job with enough warning you should go do some work in another state.  if you have work in more than one state you can draw unemployment from any state you choose to file from.  for example washington is considerably more per week than california  (washington pays 496 per week for 30 weeks)
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2003, 03:34:01 PM »
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.... you would be smart ...


the fact that he posted this thread proves this not to be an option..
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2003, 03:41:53 PM »
ok FU for smart bellybutton remarks...


You arent paying for me..I have been paying into this system for the many years I have been working..and I thought you only get what you have paid in right??

Im not not freeloading Ho..so ....Dejavu..save that for someone lese...

I just want what i paid into...


Ok..i am about to let the toejam hit the fan....

End of year bonus's......

I got jacked..GM handed me a rate sheet that is WAY different then the one i got in the begining of the year...About $4,000 less then what i should of got...I havent confronted him yet..Just got it on monday...and I didnt have the old bonus sheet with me..But now I do..and its way different....They have always tried to weasel me....


Thx for those of you with helpful info....and the others that arent..Please try to be atleast funnier..hehehe:D

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P.S. just think..I may be able to fly around you guys more....:p

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2003, 03:44:38 PM »
And I thought 40 Dogs was the only bleeding heart liberal on the MAWS....I'll have to pass along your desires to leach unemployment to Abunabi...he LOVES liberals  :D

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2003, 04:03:21 PM »
BiGB,

I don't want to pick on you here, but I do hope to be helpful.
That is not the case at all.  Unemployemnt is an insurance policy and you don't pay into it at all, your employer does.  Your employer pays rates based on the value of their total payroll and a multiplier for how many people get to draw from unemployment from that employer.  Much like car insurance.  Its based on the value of the car you drive with adjustments for how well you drive and how well the car performs in an accident.

Getting ripped off by changing a pay scale after the fact, that sounds more like fraud, and a civil case, think about hiring a lawyer.  Some laws award something like tripple damages in cases like that.

Bottom line though, is unless you have a contract, you are an employee at will.  Basically that means you or your employer can terminate employment for no reason at all.  So when I worked for a slave pit bank telemarketing operation, I told myself and my co workers that complained, "Your job isn't what you think it is.  Your job is to put up with the employer's toejam, and say, "thank you," with a smile.

In the mean time, go back to work.  There are millions on welfare depending on you.

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2003, 04:03:55 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2003, 04:20:29 PM »
If you're not afraid to get fired, then just start working by your own rules.  Make your job enjoyable, and either get fired or don't get fired.  Wanna surf the web, hey, have at it.  Need an extra 20 minutes for lunch?  toejam, you deserve it, go ahead and take it!  It's probably different from state to state, but I think you'll get unemployment even if you're fired, provided the employer that terminated you doesn't challenge it.  Even then, it's still possible to get it.  For specifics, go to your state's employment department web site and investigate...they will likely have more info than you could possibly want on the subject.  When I was layed off, I got all the info and forms I needed for unemployment compensation online.


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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2003, 04:34:31 PM »
In California the employee always gets the benefit of the doubt. If you can show that you quit because the working conditions (including stress) made continuing employment impossible, you will receive your benefits. Getting screwed on your bonus will help you're case.

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2003, 04:42:39 PM »
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If you can show that you quit because the working conditions (including stress) made continuing employment impossible, you will receive your benefits.  


Ain't this nice... I'm so stressed I can't work anymore... Geeez!

Thanks libs :(

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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2003, 04:51:56 PM »
lol yes we have more then 1 liberal in the MAW's,,but trust me ..im not one of them(NRA -Life):D...
But Abunabi..i beg to differ a bit.....The money they pay for unemployemnt is defntly taken into account on how much they pay you......

Just like raising min wages..taxes and such"trikel Down"...If they raise min wage..then we either fire you or raise the burger  price...So when they force Employers to pay unemployment...These employers get it from the money that the employee  earns for them....It all comes from the Pie..just little slices...


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writing many posts on my work computer:)..They luky i have no jstik here..and for some reason mouse wont drive a tiger or a buff..lolololo


Ya this pay scale think has got me pissed.....im gonna talk to Him on Tuesday..Ill let you guys know how it goes....

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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2003, 04:56:06 PM »
BGB  Have you completed that typing course I sent to you? -may provide you with some career opportunities. :p

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2003, 05:06:39 PM »
you can kill his dog

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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2003, 06:15:22 PM »
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...  by cercomstances ...



It's "circumstances"

Just thought you would appreciate this ....

Then again ... maybe not.