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Offline Pongo

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What is the best way to get someone to quit?
« on: January 18, 2003, 11:58:16 AM »
I allready gave the bum last years pay grade in hopes he would notice and quit..But hes still here.  Next I think Ill move him to the basement and take away his favorite stapler.
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Offline eskimo2

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2003, 12:27:22 PM »
"Come out" and tell him that you think about him all the time!

:D

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Offline DA98

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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2003, 12:39:53 PM »
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"Come out" and tell him that you think about him all the time!


It would be a tough situation if the reason the bum doesn't quit is because he thinks about pongo all the time too :D
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Offline capt. apathy

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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2003, 12:40:56 PM »
write him a great refference letter and point him in the direction of companys that pay more.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2003, 01:57:04 PM »
The method used by the civil service..

Promote and Transfer.
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Offline mietla

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Re: What is the best way to get someone to quit?
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2003, 04:05:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Pongo
I allready gave the bum last years pay grade in hopes he would notice and quit..But hes still here.  Next I think Ill move him to the basement and take away his favorite stapler.


Is his name George Constanza?
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2003, 04:11:57 PM »
Try that in a union shop Pongo and you know where that stapler will turn up.
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Offline hawk220

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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2003, 04:13:45 PM »
is he an hourly employee? cut his hours back to about 3 a week.
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2003, 04:14:24 PM »
Why not fire him?
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2003, 04:24:55 PM »
Right now he'd have to be nuts to quit, if you want him gone lay him off.

 If he's breaking the rules write him up, give him a verbal warning then fire him.

It's that simple.
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Offline Gman

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2003, 06:08:40 PM »
Plant drugs in his desk.


Oh wait, you live in BC.

Never mind.

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Offline rickod

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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2003, 06:40:05 PM »
you cant really be serious ?
you would put somone out of work in these economic times knowing they may not be able to find another job for a long long time

does he have family does his wife work will he lose his place to live if he gets fired .


think of these things and think of ways to get him to improve his work before firing .

I was let go from a job in sept of last year because me and my supervisor just didnt see eye to eye on procedures
but I have it from another supervisor of another dept that my supervisor said I was the best tech he ever had working there we just didnt get along well.


also keep in mind some people when they get fired go buy guns and do crazy toejam man
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2003, 09:30:22 PM »
lol
Only funked got it..
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Offline Heinkel

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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2003, 09:45:20 PM »
Go up to him and "pull" a gunman26.
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Offline moose

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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2003, 09:49:06 PM »
if you take his swingline away he might be prone to burn the building down.
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