Well, baseball is cricket for simpletons and those that have problems understanding rules, basketball is an exhibition sport for footwear manufacturers, American football is a demonstration a lack of an understanding of either basic human physiology or the English language, ice hockey is a sport played by eskimo-wannabes who need something to do because it's so damned cold and their women are so ugly.
Hey, if you can give it out, you've got to be able to take it, right?

Nifty - I dunno mate, I don't watch Sky Sports News. But it's a Dirty Digger (Rupert Murdoch) corporation so you can't expect too much. His newspapers are just advertising for his TV channels. Have you tried Newcastle's website for the goal, or done a search on google. Someone will have captured it and put it on the net.

Shearer is still a great player - shame he didn't get more support as England captain.