What is the best way to get someone to quit?

[StSanta]

LOL,  d00ds; this is from that guys employer - the one who talked about quitting.

It went ZOOM over my head until I reread it

Good post.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Pongo
I allready gave the bum last years pay grade in hopes he would notice and quit..But hes still here.  Next I think Ill move him to the basement and take away his favorite stapler.

(Lumberg Voice ON)

"Yeahhhh, Milton, I'm going to need you to moooove.  We've got some people coming in and we're going to need the space, so if you could just... pack up your stuff and move into the basement, that would be just super.  Thanks a bunch, ok?"

Or go with Plan B and seat him next to the receptionist:

"Accounts Payable, Nina speaking....JUST a mom-ENT. Accounts Payable, Nina speaking..JUST a mom-ENT.  Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. JUST a mom-ENT."

Or go with Planc C: fire him, but don't tell him, just stop sending his paycheck out and "fix the glitch."

[Turdboy]

I wouldn't TOUCH his stapler especially if it was red.

If you do take it and move him to the basement be sure to have a lot of Fire insurance.

[SunKing]

ah Office Space.. I'm living it today.. just found out I'm to be laid off today... company brought in a consolidator 6 months ago.. took longer than I expected.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by SunKing
ah Office Space.. I'm living it today.. just found out I'm to be laid off today... company brought in a consolidator 6 months ago.. took longer than I expected.

Yeah, my company is sticking it to employees, too.  And I keep thinking about the line of work the "Office Space" company was in: reprogramming code for Y2K compliance.  All the employees in that sausage factory were going to be out of work by now anyway!