Hey HiTech..Hire Me to Help Develop AcesHighII

[28sweep]

Why you should hire me:

1) I’ve been to every Major-Strip Club in this country (+ Tijuana)-including the very good-ones in Arlington.
2) I got a 1972 ElCamino with “Curb Feelers” and “Ground Effects.”
3) I’ve recently gotten off most of my “meds” and reduced my shock treatments to once per/week.
4) I haven’t been involved in a workplace harassment suit in at-least 2 months.
5) I’ll take foods-stamps or Wild-Turkey as payment.
6) I don’t need a dental plan.
7) Relocation cost will be zero-I’ll just drive “my house” to Texas and hook-up in your parking-lot.
8) I made an appearance in COPS episode 32 (I’m the one wearing the “wife-beater” running from the cops.)
9) I know at-least 100 recipes for government cheese.

Hobbies:
I enjoy laying-around in my “kiddy-pool” drinking malt-liquor in the summer.

References:
Chico’s Bail-Bonds
Michigan Department of Corrections

Education:
Phd in Aeronautical Engineering from Texas A&M

[ramzey]

HT if u do that , I QUIT !!!!:D

[StSanta]

I spel bettur dan heem. Hirre me.

[Chaos68]

2) I got a 1972 ElCamino with “Curb Feelers” and “Ground Effects.”

THIS IS A GOOD REASON NOT TO HIRE HIM!


if a man cant decide if he wants a car or a truck then he shouldnt work on AHII.

[Smut]

1) I’ve been to every Major-Strip Club in this country (+ Tijuana)-including the very good-ones in Arlington.


Been there, done that. Heck I was a squid for 7 years, what do you expect.

P.S. Best strip clubs I've ever been to were in Ottawa. Woot!


2) I got a 1972 ElCamino with “Curb Feelers” and “Ground Effects.”


Funny, my first car was a '72 El Camino. Of course, mine was a hot rod, with dual Carter AFB's under the hood...

-Smut

[28sweep]

Arlington got one called the Fantisy Ranch.......lots of fun!

[Curval]

Originally posted by Smut
P.S. Best strip clubs I've ever been to were in Ottawa. Woot!

Really?  You sure that wasn't Hull Quebec?

[midnight Target]

The "Gold Club" in Atlanta.... I think it's gone now though. Something about a raid

[Chaos68]

8) I made an appearance in COPS episode 32 (I’m the one wearing the “wife-beater” running from the cops.)

Sweep did you know the VERY first cop episode was filmed in DETROIT.  


Anyway, the flight club..AKA 747 club is good.

[28sweep]

I thought it was Miami????????

[lazs2]

a '72 elky SS with a big block and optioned out is worth up to 40 grand.  In California, the '72 prices skyrocketed when they no longer fell under our insane smog laws.

Even the butt ugly '73's will jump in value when they no longer need to meet smog.   A '72 is a nice looking car tho.
lazs

[Ike 2K#]

Originally posted by 28sweep
Why you should hire me:

1) I’ve been to every Major-Strip Club in this country (+ Tijuana)-including the very good-ones in Arlington.
2) I got a 1972 ElCamino with “Curb Feelers” and “Ground Effects.”
3) I’ve recently gotten off most of my “meds” and reduced my shock treatments to once per/week.
4) I haven’t been involved in a workplace harassment suit in at-least 2 months.
5) I’ll take foods-stamps or Wild-Turkey as payment.
6) I don’t need a dental plan.
7) Relocation cost will be zero-I’ll just drive “my house” to Texas and hook-up in your parking-lot.
8) I made an appearance in COPS episode 32 (I’m the one wearing the “wife-beater” running from the cops.)
9) I know at-least 100 recipes for government cheese.

Hobbies:
I enjoy laying-around in my “kiddy-pool” drinking malt-liquor in the summer.

References:
Chico’s Bail-Bonds
Michigan Department of Corrections

Education:
Phd in Aeronautical Engineering from Texas A&M

(cough and spits)

do you have any degree in computers like programing or something like that?