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Offline Fridaddy

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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2003, 12:16:19 AM »
Married 12 years.
Two kids, one 12, one 6 (autistic)
Wife is "peri-menopausal"
None for six months.

wife approved girlfriend though

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« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2003, 12:59:05 AM »
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My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day.  She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day.  Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.  

Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?

eskimo


Next stop, a Vette.

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« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2003, 01:15:29 AM »
my wife are down to hallway sex...

passing each other in the hall and saying "f*ck you"

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« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2003, 02:31:17 AM »
Been married for awhile....you mean you all still have sex?
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« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2003, 05:32:42 AM »
Father and son in the supermarket. Son spots rubbers and ask his father what they're good for. Father explains. "Dad, who buys the packages with three of them?" - "They're for singles. So they can have sex with whom they meet at the weekend. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." - "Dad, what are those packages of six for?" - "They're for twosome lovers, two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday". Then the son spots the packages with 12. "Dad, who would ever need a dozen of them?" - "Son, they're for married couples. One for January, one for February..."

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« Reply #35 on: January 26, 2003, 07:16:03 AM »
LOL ccvi! I used to buy the 100 pack - 1991,1992,1993...

Some of you guys are wrong about marriage having an adverse effect on sex life. We get along just fine. It's only when people are married to eachother that the problems occur. ;) rofl

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« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2003, 08:44:25 AM »
When you consider anything less than an 60 minutes to be a "quickie"... I just don't have the hours in the day to give it my all 7 times a week.

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« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2003, 09:30:13 AM »
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It's only when people are married to eachother that the problems occur.


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« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2003, 11:23:46 AM »
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 You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.

 Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.

 Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...

 miko


Damn Miko, are you married to Dune??? ;)

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« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2003, 11:29:05 AM »
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mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)

:D :D

 You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.

 Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.

 Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...

 miko


And her name is Morgan Fairchild, yeah, thats's the ticket!
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2003, 11:37:33 AM »
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and
made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and  couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it,  just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.

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« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2003, 12:41:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and
made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and  couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it,  just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.


LMFAO, that's funny
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2003, 12:43:30 PM »
16 years here, 3 Kids 15, 12 & 9 on the avg 2@3 time a week
HiTech is a DWEEB-PUTZ!
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you !!!