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Offline mietla

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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2003, 09:59:40 PM »
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Muauahahahh... cough* HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

The best damn Republican President in the 20th century by looking at his record...


Mulhahahahah!

I bet that kills ya.. It kills ya don't it?


Not sure what are you laughing about. Clinton could've made a lot more damage than he did, but fortunately for us
he is a potato and he'll do anything to advance himself. Just think of all those "friends of his" whose throats he cut.

He screwed you  libs without lubrication and you still love him.

Keep laughing ... I'm sure the Chinese bastards are laughing too. The latest nuclear warheads and a guidance systems to launch them... all for a silly brown bag of cash.

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« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2003, 10:09:29 PM »
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That pretty much sums up why I voted for him.



Now that was funny :D rofl

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« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2003, 01:38:16 AM »
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Not sure what are you laughing about. Clinton could've made a lot more damage than he did, but fortunately for us
he is a potato and he'll do anything to advance himself. Just think of all those "friends of his" whose throats he cut.

He screwed you  libs without lubrication and you still love him.

Keep laughing ... I'm sure the Chinese bastards are laughing too. The latest nuclear warheads and a guidance systems to launch them... all for a silly brown bag of cash.


LOL, and Reagan sold himself to be a spokesman for a Japanese Corporation. Talk about being a potato.
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« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2003, 09:52:05 AM »
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And one point, wasn't the 100,000 new police a conerstone of Clintons agenda?

Answer: Yes

 


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« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2003, 11:06:05 AM »
Howdy Weazel,  I accept your challenge.



1.  He signed a bill providing for federal funds to be distributed to "faith based" organizations."

These faith based organizations are providing charity for the poor.  They are more efficient at this than any organization of the federal government.  (Don't forget to bow whenever I use the term "federal government.")  They cannot use this money to publish religious tracts or sermonize.  They can only use it to subsidize their soup kitchens and clothing for the poor operations.  You got a problem with your tax money being spent efficiently?

2.  He expanded the number of federal crimes for which the death penalty can be given to a total of sixty.

I assume you are referring to the tightening of the penalties that can be dished out by the federal courts that are meted out to people involved in activities that support terrorism or threaten the security of the U.S.  With 3,000 dead and a continuing threat of outside attack, these actions seem perfectly reasonable to me.  Do you have any better suggestions?

3.  He signed a bill outlawing gay marriages...

The states handle the licensing of marriages.  The federal government has not passed a law about it one way or the other.  

...took out ads on Christian radio stations touting his opposition to any form of legal same sex couplings.

So what.  Do you have a problem with freedom of the press.  Or do you want to shut everybody up that does not agree with you.  if you don't like what he says, take our your own ads.

4.  ...He's been able to kick ten million people off welfare...

As a true liberal you should be delighted that the welfare rolls are contracting rather than expanding.  Could it be that these people are actually finding meaningful employment with the aid of their state governments?!  Is it possible that the state governments are better able to handle this type of problem than the federal government ?  If a state is actually doing a pretty good job of taking care of its poor, shouldn't the federal government make funds available to assist these state programs.  If the federal government does make these funds available, WHY should there be strings attached?

5.  He introduced a plan that would bar any assistance to teenage parents if they drop out of school or leave their parents home.

Riigghhtt.  I see your point.  We shouldn't discourage teenagers from having children out of wedlock and then leaving home during their school years to try to make it on their own.  To discourage them from doing so would be to admit that we don't think they are capable of making sound judgements.

Good point.

6.  In spite of calls...to support a moratorium on capital punishment, he rejected all efforts to slow down the number of executions even after it was revealed that there are dozens of people on death row who are innocent.

There are thousands of murderers on death row.  Not all of them are innocent.  Some have committed the most heinous types of murder known to man.  They will remain dangerous to their fellow human beings as long as they are alive.  I'm all for the use of DNA evidence to validate the use of the death penalty.  But that is for the STATES to decide, not the federal government because the states conduct most of the executions.  Direct your anger at them.

7.  He has released funds for local communities to hire over a hundred thousand police officers and support laws that put people behind bars for life after committing three crimes...even for ...

Would you rather these communities did NOT have these extra police officers?  Again, the states make these laws.  Direct your anger and vitriol at them.

8.  There are now more people without health insurance than when he took office.

I fail to see your point.  How is he responsible for this?  Most health insurance is purchased by individuals or by their employers.  If they lose their jobs, they have to drop their health insurance in some cases.  It's no secret that the economy is in a recession.  This is one of the consequences of that recession.  When the economy eventually recovers, and it WILL recover, this problem will begin to disappear.  But I suppose you want the federal government to create another "program" to handle the problem.

9.  He has refused to sign the international Land Mine Ban treaty already signed by 137 nations...

This one I have mixed feelings about.  They are a horrible weapon.  On the other hand, if one of my sons was in a foreign land, fighting a war, and his base was under constant threat of attack, I would want he and his unit to have every possible form of defense.

10.  He has accelerated drilling for gas and oil on federal lands...

Oil is the life-blood of our country.  Until other methods of energy production prove capable of replacing it, it IS worth fighting for.  One out of every three jobs in the U.S. economy are related to the automobile industry, or dependent on it in some fashion.  If you think the current recession is bad, let the Middle East conduct an oil embargo.  Besides, the mineral rights of federal lands are held in "reserve" for a reason.  That reason is, and has always been, future need.  Oil companies have far more "environmental friendly" methods of extraction than they had 30 years ago.  The arguments against extraction from wilderness areas have therefore been rendered largely moot.


Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did!

Regards, Shuckins

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« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2003, 11:22:21 AM »
Oh, I think he's going to enjoy it, alright.... :D

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« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2003, 11:35:27 AM »
One thing I've always said about Clinton was that he had the desire to be known as "the best president ever".  I believe it drove his every decision.  This was a good thing.  Its only ironic that those decisions made him look like a republican.

Of course, that list does not have the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy nor does it reflect his complete non-stance on abortion or virtually any other issue.

With Clinton, it wasn't the things he acted on that made him look silly, it was the things he refused to act on.  That list would be much more comprehensive... which means weazel won't post on it.

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« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2003, 11:40:17 AM »
he screwed with the constitution to gain missused power.

all the other stuff is beside the point for me.  he must go.



but one thing that has been bothering me


is waging war without at least a declaration not a international crime? the u.n. isnt with us so it can't be a police action right?  will we will be a rouge state? ( with england for a month or the next govt in england lol ).


and weasle while it bothers me to see somone use the same tactics as the other class.

 i for one am glad  you are here. gonna be a long fight till country is repaired.

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« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2003, 11:51:50 AM »
Is that a double?

I mean if your caught, released, then caught again.....


Ouch!

(psssssst Shuckins........... read the thread!!!!!!)

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« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2003, 11:59:35 AM »
Right now I would have to give Bush a 9 out of 10.

Damned near excellent.  Srry weaz, thats just the way I see it.

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« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2003, 12:14:08 PM »
Probably known, but....

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« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2003, 12:14:46 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2003, 12:21:10 PM »
(psst!  MT!  Read my reply...carefully!  There isn't a proper name mentioned anywhere in it!)

It would SEEM that this president is a conservative.  If that was the case, he definitely had one of us fooled.

I wished him well but I did not vote for him.

Weazel needs to freshen up his bait.

Regards, Shuckins ;)

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« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2003, 12:24:03 PM »
"(psst! MT! Read my reply...carefully! There isn't a proper name mentioned anywhere in it!)"

Whatever. Remove the hook carefully and move along like a good fishy. :)

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« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2003, 12:54:14 PM »
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(psst!  MT!  Read my reply...carefully!  There isn't a proper name mentioned anywhere in it!)

It would SEEM that this president is a conservative.  If that was the case, he definitely had one of us fooled.

I wished him well but I did not vote for him.

Weazel needs to freshen up his bait.

Regards, Shuckins ;)


Nice try Shuckins... but this was part of your reply:

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I assume you are referring to the tightening of the penalties that can be dished out by the federal courts that are meted out to people involved in activities that support terrorism or threaten the security of the U.S. With 3,000 dead and a continuing threat of outside attack, these actions seem perfectly reasonable to me. Do you have any better suggestions?


So who could you have been talking about?