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Offline StSanta

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How long since you got slapped by a woman?
« on: February 05, 2003, 07:39:03 AM »
Me; yesterday. Was minding my own business, which was getting drunk and oogling women when this cute brunette slapped me.

I think 'wtf?' and turn around  (she slapped me from behind).

Girl: 'Ooooh sorry, I thought you were someone else!'
Me: 'If you slap me on the bottom, I CAN be someone else'.


Shite. There she had initiated contact (literally), and I f@rked it up. Why is it with women and me that there is a tendency for , words from her, words from me, girl leaves?

So, when was the last time YOU got slapped? :D

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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2003, 07:49:47 AM »
Not once; but that's only because the one time a girl had the cause to slap me, I apparently broke a major taboo...  I blocked it.  I claim self defense but I heard later that if you care at all about forgiveness, you have to let her go through with it.  I never heard from her again (but I'm fine with that)

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2003, 07:53:42 AM »
Soooooo.....er....Santa, no Somali's following you around anymore then?


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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2003, 07:55:52 AM »
Never. Although I have been kneed in the knackers by a girlfriend during a moment of...err passion. But it was by accident. I think.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2003, 08:09:13 AM »
Never struck a woman, never been struck by a woman(Other than Mom as a youngster, spanking...but I'll be damned if I can remember it)

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2003, 08:13:50 AM »
I was slapped by my ex when we were having a serious conversation and I kept staring at her boobs.

It actually turned me on.

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2003, 08:26:06 AM »
They tend to punch these days.   I guess you mean the old fashioned "slap" tho.   That would be probly 5 years ago.  

Thing is... if you don't react they get madder and tend to start wailing on ya... I have never hit a woman like I would a man.   I usually just trap their hands and avoid the inevitable kicks till they calm some and then ask em if they think I could kick their ass..  If they are smart and say yes... I ask em "do we really need to prove it?"
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2003, 08:28:39 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
They tend to punch these days.   I guess you mean the old fashioned "slap" tho.   That would be probly 5 years ago.  

Thing is... if you don't react they get madder and tend to start wailing on ya... I have never hit a woman like I would a man.   I usually just trap their hands and avoid the inevitable kicks till they calm some and then ask em if they think I could kick their ass..  If they are smart and say yes... I ask em "do we really need to prove it?"
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Note: THere should be a distinction between Biker babes that Lazs speaks of, and regular "women". ;)

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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2003, 08:44:35 AM »
Swoop, I talked to the woman when she was sober. She seemed to understand that it would be a stupid thing to do, but there's no telling what she'll do when she's drunk.

Hope it'll work out. If it won't, I'll be ready.

Rip, you've never been slapped by a woman? Dude, you've never lived then.

Or maybe you haven't got a bad habit of seeking out really nasty women. I wonder what the hell is wrong with me in that department.

I've gotten a few slaps in my life. I've never gotten slapped tring to pick up a woman. Am never rude and don't use primitive stuff like 'nice boobs' or the like. Usually I amke a comment that can be interpreted several ways and then let them figure out how to handle it - their response indicates whether they're interested or not. Saves time and embarrasment,

Been slapped by my girlfriends though. Usually for ignoring them; they've gone on rants and I've turned a deaf ear. I try not to discuss with emotionally upset people. And that state, of course, is one that produces slaps.

And as Animal said, its sort of a turnon :D. What lazs do is usually my response too - if they presist, grab their hands, raise voice a little bit and explain that I have no intention of ever hitting them but if I wanted to I could.

I don't hit women. if I was assaulted, I'd fight back, but slaps are another matter.
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2003, 08:49:41 AM »
StSanta will never wash that part of his head for the rest of his life....lol

Still swooning?

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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2003, 08:50:10 AM »
An unspoken rule of mating is that a hot woman who'll slap you is amazing in bed.

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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2003, 09:00:34 AM »
rip... these days I am dating SMML's.. they act about the same... temperment wise.
lazs

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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2003, 09:06:08 AM »
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rip... these days I am dating SMML's.. they act about the same... temperment wise.
lazs


SMML? I can only guess:
Single Male, Multiple Languages.

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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2003, 09:18:05 AM »
What if its part of a strange sexual fetish that turns her on?

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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2003, 09:20:31 AM »
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An unspoken rule of mating is that a hot woman who'll slap you is amazing in bed.


After traveling to South America alot and dating a lot of latin women, especially Brazilian, I would certainly agree.