Since the MA was loaded last night to 700, and I could not get in, I thought I'd drop by the training arena to see if I could help out some of our up and coming superstars. I was there all of 20 minutes, and got two nice belly chuckles.
Now, this is not to mock the new players. We were all new once. It's just for entertainment value. Names have been changed to protect the incompetent.
MuckMAW: "Jester, you need any help there?"
Jester: "Yeah, how do you lock onto your target?"
MuckMAW:"Uhhhh....lock on?"
Jester:"For the rockets."
MuckMAW: "Breaker, what's going on down there?"
Breaker: "I crash into the ground eveytime I take off."
MuckMAW:"Do you hear a noise, like a stall warning sound?"
B:"Yes"
M:"Your turning with too low airspeed and stalling your airplane"
B:"How do I make the plane go faster"
M:"Go to full throttle and hit P"
B:"I've been doing that and the planes not speeding up!"
M:"It takes a few minutes for these planes to get to top speed, especially when climbing. Whats your airspeed when you start your turn?"
B: "Airpeed?"
Please feel free to add your own. And if you can, stop by the training areana and lend a hand.