Old song by Mojo Nixon I just remembered.
Alright now, a friend of mine named Jay is going to be landing jets on aircraft carriers in
the navy there, and he's going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs, and he's going
to paint my face on that nuclear bomb, and on the side it's going to say "Mojo says hi."
So I wrote this song about it called Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb, goes like this,
wellllll...
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
When they let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
I don't want to stop living just because the president's fibbing
I don't want to be murderized
Them D.C. folks they must be kooks to put my face on a nuke
Pretty soon we'll all be vaporized
Well down in Moscow they had a powwow
They said that the time was really now
For the bombs to fill the air
Them Russkies must be stupid as us
Everybody's head is full of pus
Now I got to change my underwear
Captain he said soon we might be all dead
But he knows a special place
If we use one iota of our brain quota
Put all them bombs in outer space
I don't want no nuclear freeze
No funny looking skin disease
I don't want my face blowed apart
So the next time you see a commie
Might be somebody's mommy
Forget about those bombs and
Light a fart
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
Gonna let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face...
Lord Mr. President, Mr. Russkie President (with the jelly stain on your head) don't be
pushing the button, I don't want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
