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Offline Habu

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« on: March 09, 2003, 02:24:18 PM »
Some guy was complaining about the topics discussed in here so I thought I would start this one.

I predict it will be the longest thread ever.

Go wild.

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Offline Monk

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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2003, 02:35:11 PM »
Ya, the freakin rabbits are eating the bark off my little dogwoods.
How do I repair the little buggers.

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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2003, 02:41:00 PM »
I think you need to introduce some iron into your garden.

May I recommend 12 gauge pellets?

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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2003, 02:48:25 PM »
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Originally posted by Monk
Ya, the freakin rabbits are eating the bark off my little dogwoods.
How do I repair the little buggers.


Well, if you're a Democrat you'll try to bribe the rabbits by offering them carrots. If you're Republican you'll try to kill all the rabbits.
If you're a gardner you'll get some chicken wire and wrap it loosely around the trunks of your dogwoods, thus preventing the rabbits from gnawing on the trunks.

What's that tell us? Gardners should be running the country instead of Democrats and Republicans. Vote Gardening Party.

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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2003, 02:51:00 PM »
I've become disillusioned with the Gardening Party ever since the ugly hoe incident at the last convention.....made tailhook look like a gardening party.

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2003, 03:02:20 PM »
I went to a garden party, to remenisce with my old friends.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2003, 03:37:33 PM »
I say we perk the dogwoods and fry the rabbits. After that we can all sit in a circle singing kumbaya........... Wait I think I've been corrupted by demokratik politik thought.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



I feel much better now.......................... ..


We are now back to regular network programing. Lets just burn the dogwoods as fuel to BQ the bunnies!
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2003, 03:56:43 PM »
i know a lot of people who like grass.
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2003, 06:38:11 PM »
Soon it will be time to plant tulips.

Maybe even tonight!
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2003, 06:43:16 PM »
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I Buried the BODIES.
Love Bubba

At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Bubba.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2003, 07:54:13 PM »
I can't believe Stringer said "hoe" and "convention" in the same sentance. Now this thread will get locked. :(

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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2003, 08:27:42 PM »
At Wal-Mart they sell Bermuda grass seed right next to the Rye and Fescue grass seed.

I'm betting that they don't consider Bermuda to be the vile evil weed that it is.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2003, 09:37:09 PM »
...  The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending terrorists. Ashcroft decides to give them a test. He releases a terrorist rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations and sattelite imagry they conclude that terrorist rabbits do not exist in that forrest.

Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn a large portion of the forest, killing everything in it, including the terrorist rabbit, and they make no apologies. The terrorist rabbit had it coming.

Finally the NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a badly beaten bear with a baton stuck in it's ass.

The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a diddlyin french terrorist rabbit!"
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2003, 10:33:26 PM »
Gardens are fun because they attract animals and you can shoot them.

But I dont because I dont have a garden.

Well, I do, but no animals come.

Im tired.

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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2003, 02:53:25 AM »
iron..good 1..



Umm..

Famous quote..Please tell me eho said it...

"Man..You guys must get Hi off of Lawn clippings....Cause this aint GrASS"....

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