Well, Gee, Lazs, I just don't know how I will sleep at night knowing I'm not constantly on your mind! This is ever so troubling!
It's not your fault that you don't remember flying with me in the arena. Your too busy thinking about yourself to even realize there are other players in this game. I understand. This is common in ego-centric personalities such as yours. But I, being more of a team player, do take note of those areound me, and recall flying with you the very first night Trinity came out. We were launching off a CV into a sweet furball in the southwest part of the map. Like I said, I understand you not noticing the little people like me, even if we do clear your six. Don't worry, it won't happen again.
As for the "Fluffer" comment, you've been using that one for over a year now. Why don't you use your allowance and buy a thesaurus. Come up with some new, creative terms for Buff Drivers.
I mean, if you are going to remain the center of the known universe, we really need to update your material.
Warmest Regrds,
