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Offline Dinger

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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2000, 06:03:00 PM »
Back when I had a girlfriend with a real job I stayed with her in Brussels for 6 weeks (I was living in Pisa at the time); Didn't fly these things yet, but I did somehow get ahold of a copy of X-com 3.  She really liked the idea, because she knew that as long as I was in front of the computer, I wouldn't break anything.

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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2000, 07:22:00 AM »
 
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When my answer is past 3:00, she just looks at me like I'm a total tard.  And that I am.    

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LOL! Same here. You'd think after a few years of this we'd know when to say when. But I just can't do it.  


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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2000, 07:44:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Swager:
One night I told her I'd spent the night next to her just cuddling and watching TV.  After awhile, she seen me staring at my joystick on the computer desk with a sad look on my face. She couldn't take it, and told me to go fly, cause I looked like a lost puppy!

I can imagine that look on the couch!

 


Offline Mighty1

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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2000, 07:45:00 AM »
My wife knows better.

She once thru all my playboys(I read the articals. Never looked at pictures)on a fire because she didn't have enough regular paper to keep it going(so she says) and when I got home I was so pissed I started throwing all of her decorations on the same fire.

She's never touched my stuff since.
I have been reborn a new man!

Notice I never said a better man.

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2000, 08:44:00 AM »
I feel sorry for you guys.

Being a lone wolf extreme super individualist hermit has its advantages.

AH is one, eating the pizza that's left over from yesterday and stuck on your shirt another.

Poor married/engaged people. I feel I have it better than you  .



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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2000, 08:56:00 AM »
Likewise Santa, the foot on the other shoe, we married folks dread the thought of being single, never knowing if you might contract AIDS, Herpes, Venerial Warts, not to mention the clap or Crabs.

Its nice to have consistency, love, family, and two incomes!  

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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2000, 09:08:00 AM »
Santa is never alone he has Palmela and Wristina to keep him company.

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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2000, 10:12:00 AM »
Why does a certain Billy Squier song come to mind right now?  

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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2000, 10:16:00 AM »
Wife didn't vadalize my computer but one time, much to my bewilderment didn't speak to me for a week because (Now imagine the most computer clueless person in the world here) she somehow found her way to some newsgroup with a gazillion posts in it and automaticly associated my name (Mike) with every MIKE in the list of posts, many of which contained...well just IMAGINE!! She was pretty embarrased after I showed her how newgroups work haha.

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« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2000, 10:17:00 AM »
Torque, you forgot his other favorite, Wristine.

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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2000, 10:58:00 AM »
Never really had my gear vandalized.  One time my wife thought she'd be cute and yank the plug out of the wall.  She wanted to go to the mall and window shop while I was playing games (is that a waste of time or what, windowshopping at the mall that is).  I just glanced at her and kept on flying.

She reached down, grabbed the plug, and pulled it out.  Only noticable thing was one set of speakers cut out  
She grabbed the other plug and pulled it out.  I started chuckling when nothing happened and she had a look of 'whiskey tango foxtrot' on her face, especially when the battery backup started beeping  

Prolly shouldna chuckled, cause she went and got a pair of scissors and cut the baseline to the phonejack I had run to my desk.

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« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2000, 11:08:00 AM »
Mine takes another approach I'll tell you it's hard to engage when your GF has lingerie on and the nipple factor is blocking cons.

Never seen soooo much lingerie since I started to fly Hardcore.

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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2000, 11:20:00 AM »
ROFL Torque!!!

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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2000, 11:23:00 AM »
Olive brings me food while I'm flying.

Guess the honeymoon is over.  
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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2000, 02:46:00 PM »
LOL Torque, Caveman!