Agreed. Channel one should be reserved for philosophy, mathematics, and occasional discourses into the nature of the mind.
Freud? Yes! Sports? No!
Dostoevsky? Yes! Taunting enemies? No!
Collegiate discussions? Yes! Casual conversation? No!
End the awful barbaric channel one talk, let us all agree to confine our conversations to nothing but the highest intellectual discourse.
I look forward to debating the merits of Xunzi and Mencius's take on the concept of human nature, perhaps followed by a delightful romp through Elizabethian-poetry.