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« on: March 16, 2003, 07:08:31 PM »
1.  In-Flight Porn Browser
2.  HOTAS-Mappable Pizza Ordering Button
3.  User Defined Towed Banner (e.g. "Eat Me Waffles!")
4.  Perked Steerable Chute with M4/M203 Combo
5.  Auto-Tard Squelch.  Special "TardFinder" AI detects and automatically squelches them.
7.  Historically Correct Polish AF Beer Drop Tanks
8.  Special "Base Under Attack" Sound When Attack Involves LW Planes:  Hogan's Heroes Theme
9.  "Boss Key" Changes AH Display to Fake AutoCAD Window
10.  Functional Sheep
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2003, 09:36:33 PM »
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3.  User Defined Towed Banner (e.g. "Eat Me Waffles!")


Oh man that would kick ass.

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2003, 11:14:34 PM »
funkedup   said:
10. Functional Sheep

Move to Elko Nevada :-)

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2003, 11:57:41 PM »
PERK #6!  :mad:

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2003, 02:02:53 AM »
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1.  In-Flight Porn Browser


work with DiVX vdo ?

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2003, 05:47:21 AM »
HEY MC,

Just saying howdy to another Reno virtual pilot.......

!!

Tapakeg
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2003, 05:59:59 AM »
#6 is secret.  :)

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2003, 06:06:53 AM »
no , it's the ultimate prof you are an engineer :D

The 3 way the to be ruined when you are a  Boss :
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2003, 06:15:38 AM »
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5.  Auto-Tard Squelch.  Special "TardFinder" AI detects and automatically squelches them.

Could suck to find out one just automatically squelched oneself :rolleyes: :D ...

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2003, 07:22:01 AM »
Pyro Id like a sharks mouth on the nose of my 109g6 and my Stuka to strike fear into the hearts of dweebdom. Thank you.
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2003, 07:23:50 AM »
Mmmm... Beer. The Poles think of everything!

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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2003, 08:04:30 AM »
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10.  Functional Sheep


What u mean with "functional"? :D

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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2003, 08:42:40 AM »
Like in your wildest dream Duedel :)

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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2003, 08:51:14 AM »
somthing like this ?

for the b17 and lancs trying to get 30k  alt :D




3.8 Project
How Deep Does a Floating Ball Sink?

Figure 3.8.24 in the text shows a large cork ball of radius a = 1 floating in water of density 1. Let the ball's density be denoted by  r.  If  r = 1/4,  then Archimedes' law of buoyancy implies that the ball floats in such a way that one-fourth of its total volume is submerged. Because the volume of the whole ball of radius 1 is 4p/3, it follows that the volume of the part of the ball beneath the waterline is given by

             (1)

The shape of the submerged part of the ball is that of a spherical segment with a circular flat top. The volume of a spherical segment of top radius  r  and depth  h = x  (as in the figure) is given by the known formula

                  (2)

This formula is also due to Archimedes and holds for any depth x, whether the spherical segment is less than or greater than a hemisphere. For instance, note that with r = 0 and
x = 2a it gives V = 4 p a3/3, the volume of a whole sphere of radius a.

For a preliminary investigation, proceed as follows to find the depth x to which the ball sinks in the water. Equate the two expressions for V in (1) and (2), and then use the Pythagorean formula for the right triangle in the figure to eliminate r. You should find that x must be a solution of the cubic equation

             (3)

As the graph     for –4 £ x £ 4 in Fig. 3.8.25 in the text indicates, this equation has three real solutions — one in the interval (–1, 0), one in (0, 1), and one in (2, 3). The solution between 0 and 1 gives the actual depth x to which the ball sinks (why?). You can proceed to find this value of  x  using Newton's method.

Your Investigation:  For your very own floating ball to investigate, let its density r in Eq. (1) be given by  
 
where k denotes the last nonzero digit in the sum of the final 4 digits of your student ID number. Your objective is to find the depth to which this ball sinks in the water. Start by deriving the cubic equation that you need to solve, explaining each step carefully. Then find each of its solutions accurate to at least four decimal places.
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2003, 09:12:11 AM »
I'd settle for Mila Jojovic.  Think you could work here into the game guys?

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